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  1. Okay, I want PastryKit. But cross-platform. And available. GO!
  2. So, which is it: send all receipts for last night's expenses, or leave out the $11.99 SNUGGIE BLANKET PINK?
  3. @tillamooky see what I mean? What a refreshingly wonderful human.
  4. @tillamooky did he do "nothing's in my hands. nothing's on the counter."??? Darwin's my favorite.
  5. @peacelovelife no, but I bet if I had one of those dogs like @omemily has, people would take me far more seriously.
  6. I bet you're still thinking about it, though.
  7. Hey girl from the handbag shop, I went to youtube and confirmed my French is better than yours and also I'm so over the whole thing.
  8. I mean, I don't want to call you a vile hag or anything, but what were we talking about?
  9. We'll see who's rolling their eyes once I figure out the perfect way to tweet this.
  10. a. nobody in the web industry obeys a page fold. b. nobody in the web industry ignores viewable area. c. @jcroft did a top 10 list.
  11. There is no page fold. Viewport? Yeah, sure, but we just don't call them pages any more. Dot com.
  12. @norm0 not sure. But, this does. http://bit.ly/4x9kAy
  13. xoxo is short for kindly die a fiery death, right?
  14. As we are no longer *fellow Chamber of Commerce members*, we no longer need help with promotions or company logo wear of any kind. xoxo
  15. @MrVilhauer I know, right? What the hell good is lettuce?
  16. @nnnnic nah, it's like an almondy, cheesy, lard bomb, set on a pad of lettuce.
  17. Nothing says we don't care about your insides like the (7th) meat and cheese tray. Also, Happy Holidays! http://yfrog.com/37aw2oj
  18. "Hah! Look at all these dorks calling themselves nerds." - indignant nerd
  19. I lost my 6th life to a free mosquito ringtone.
  20. @RealFitnessTips - I said flex-off. Not Peter Pan-off.