aaronmentele
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Okay, I want PastryKit. But cross-platform. And available. GO!
about 1 hour ago
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So, which is it: send all receipts for last night's expenses, or leave out the $11.99 SNUGGIE BLANKET PINK?
about 11 hours ago
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@ see what I mean? What a refreshingly wonderful human.
about 11 hours ago
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@ did he do "nothing's in my hands. nothing's on the counter."??? Darwin's my favorite.
about 11 hours ago
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in reply to tillamooky
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@ no, but I bet if I had one of those dogs like @ has, people would take me far more seriously.
about 13 hours ago
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I bet you're still thinking about it, though.
about 14 hours ago
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Hey girl from the handbag shop, I went to youtube and confirmed my French is better than yours and also I'm so over the whole thing.
about 14 hours ago
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I mean, I don't want to call you a vile hag or anything, but what were we talking about?
about 15 hours ago
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We'll see who's rolling their eyes once I figure out the perfect way to tweet this.
about 15 hours ago
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a. nobody in the web industry obeys a page fold.
b. nobody in the web industry ignores viewable area.
c. @ did a top 10 list.
about 18 hours ago
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There is no page fold. Viewport? Yeah, sure, but we just don't call them pages any more.
Dot com.
about 19 hours ago
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@ not sure. But, this does.
about 21 hours ago
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in reply to norm0
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xoxo is short for kindly die a fiery death, right?
about 21 hours ago
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As we are no longer *fellow Chamber of Commerce members*, we no longer need help with promotions or company logo wear of any kind. xoxo
about 21 hours ago
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@ I know, right? What the hell good is lettuce?
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to MrVilhauer
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@ nah, it's like an almondy, cheesy, lard bomb, set on a pad of lettuce.
about 22 hours ago
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in reply to nnnnic
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Nothing says we don't care about your insides like the (7th) meat and cheese tray. Also, Happy Holidays!
about 24 hours ago
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"Hah! Look at all these dorks calling themselves nerds." - indignant nerd
7:07 AM Dec 17th
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I lost my 6th life to a free mosquito ringtone.
2:17 PM Dec 16th
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@ - I said flex-off. Not Peter Pan-off.
12:15 PM Dec 16th
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- Name aaron mentele
- Location http://electricpulp.com
- Web http://aaronmente...
- Bio help run a thing called Electric Pulp. see my ad in the phonebook.
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