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- Heaven is where you trust and love everyone. Hell must be where you can trust and love no one. Not bad motivation to be nice to people...about 20 hours ago from web
- Our softball team is like falling in a big mud puddle on your way to a wedding. far from ideal, but you can still have fun frolicking in mud5:56 PM Jul 8th from web
- If Sesame Street cared about the environment, they would have Oscar the Grouch re-locate from living in a trash can to a recycle bin3:23 PM Jul 6th from web
- A good wedding is like a football wkd, rehearsal dinner is like the pep rally and the reception is the crazy post game victory tailgating8:03 PM Jul 5th from web
- Flying into Baltimore for Natasha's Wedding!1:27 PM Jul 2nd from web
- to the jerkface who somehow got my credit card info and tried to run charges in alabama: I will find you and I will kill you6:06 AM Jul 2nd from web
- To the chase credit card fraud department: thanks for catching the fact I would never shop at Macy's, let alone a Macy's in Alamaba6:05 AM Jul 2nd from web
- Fiscal year end is like 4th grade graduation. 4th graders are all fired up, everyone else is like “wtf, you aren’t even changing schools!?”9:57 AM Jul 1st from web
- If I only had 6 hours left to live, I would spend that time waiting in line at the Georgia DMV... My last six hours would last forever!3:44 PM Jun 30th from web
- just set up my new BWBAaaron twitter in order to establish meaningful connections with customers, clients, as well as other stakeholders7:07 AM Jun 29th from web
- Thinks pro-lifers and pro-choicers should unite to make laws that let pregnant women drive in the carpool lane5:57 AM Jun 24th from web
- They always ask which came first, chicken or egg. I want to know more about butterflies and caterpillars. Why isn't that ever asked?2:56 PM Jun 21st from web
- Sometimes you end up in a poop storm.On the bright side, poop is great fertilizer, so when it is over, your grass will indeed be greener.8:11 AM Jun 19th from web
- Congratulations Streetlight Manifesto, You are officially my favorite band right now7:38 AM Jun 17th from web
- If I had a nickel for every time I said "if I had a nickel"... that yo just might bet itself8:17 AM Jun 16th from web
- aaron king is to Chauncey Billups as Minnesota is to Kevin Garnett... Go Nuggets.7:48 PM May 25th from web
- just like the cd pushed out the tape which pushed out the record... tweet on sweet world.6:31 PM May 21st from web
- Gone are the days of people lazily reading friends AIM away messages, learning who is pining over whom and who is quoting what song6:29 PM May 21st from web
- Well shoot, I guess I better become an avid Tweeter. Why? because that's what all the damned kids are doing these days.6:27 PM May 21st from web
- had a blast performing baby got back at country karaoke in nashville3:03 PM May 3rd from Twitterrific
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- Name Aaron King
- Location Earth
- Web http://www.aaronk...
- Bio The Joy of a 5 year old, the wisdom of the ages.
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