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aaronkaiser

  1. @megapede3000 #evillaugh 1:45 AM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to megapede3000
  2. Hold on. Let me get a pen. RT @megapede3000: Hello twitter. Time to share my secrets with you 1:12 AM Jun 1st via Flipboard
  3. uh-oh… did you squeeze someone until they farted again & this time turned out badly? RT @actordougjones I adore the poop out of @headgeek666 7:21 PM May 30th via Twitter for Mac
  4. @BenPaddon that mean, dirty, two-timing money. Always cheating on the nice guys. 7:09 PM May 30th via Twitter for Mac in reply to BenPaddon
  5. @BenPaddon do you hate money or the lack of it? 7:08 PM May 30th via Twitter for Mac in reply to BenPaddon
  6. This Memorial Day, I would like to thank the men and women of the armed services that have saved us time and again from alien invasion. 11:13 AM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @Tyler_Alexis_ you and your mom didn't make my birthday party Friday night. :( 11:03 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Tyler_Alexis_
  8. @chrisbruno16 but I was already stalking—uhhhh… I mean following—you. ;) 10:59 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to chrisbruno16
  9. @ReelSmartCookie D'oh! Hahahaha!! #YouMadeMyMorning 10:56 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ReelSmartCookie
  10. *grumble* Mommy, can I sleep for just five more minutes? 10:55 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
  11. New photography up on Flickr! All taken yesterday on my birthday around Griffith Park. Check it out! flic.kr/ps/9vNpk 5:54 PM May 25th via Flickr
  12. Have you been saying that every day this month? LOL! RT @BenPaddon: May the twenty-fifth be with you. 11:03 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @ebrown2112 thanks! 2:05 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ebrown2112
  14. Awwww, shucks! RT @ValleyFilmFest: Friends of VFF, please join us in wishing our very own @aaronkaiser a HAPPY BIRTHDAY. 11:56 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPad
  15. One word to describe my birthday lunch: delicious. (@ Daily Grill) 4sq.com/KODXXg 1:57 PM May 24th via foursquare from Daily Grill, Burbank  
  16. It begins. youtube.com/watch?v=MPE_Vp… 12:07 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Looks like @Klout finally gave me something REALLY cool! I'll get to drive a Chevy Volt for a couple days in August. Sweet! 7:20 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac
  18. I just made a FRIENDS reference in a conversation. About Lobsters. I think I need help. 2:20 PM May 23rd via Twitter for Mac
  19. Dang it! I'm 42 tweets over 20K and I forgot to throw a party! #ThingsNoOneCaresAbout 4:06 AM May 23rd via web
  20. Just when I thought I had my sleep schedule back on track, here is night 2 or 3 of staying up über late. Anyone want to roofie me? 4:04 AM May 23rd via web