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aaronhoff

  1. Tickets booked for DC next weekend and Nebraska the weekend after that. Homecoming!
  2. Don't act so surprised. RT @brasilrafi: @theswordcom @aaronhoff is a top?
  3. @jbouvier yours
  4. I'm in the market for a water bed. Are those still a thing?
  5. @theswordcom I could never choose between @anthyromero and @codytupper.
  6. @theswordcom The S Word. Is that like the L word without lesbians?
  7. I wonder what Ridickulous is doing right now. #RHOA
  8. Someone ordered Peanut Butter Jelly with Bacon. If I vom my expensive cocktail I'm going to make them pay for it.
  9. @NotRoland they could film the forest scenes at Neverland.
  10. Hunger Games 2 is filming in Atlanta. I hope it stars @Neneleakes and District 8 is filmed on location at the Bailey School of Modeling.
  11. Your typos are stressing me out. It's time for you to sashay. away. @paulinthenow
  12. @SisterRoma what's happening in the locker room?
  13. @lilgayafg @monovalent @annefranked Elmo's an avox. Hunger Games? Anyone? Nevermind.
  14. @paulinthenow I'm not entitled to my own opinion and choice of music genre?
  15. Yeah, I've made that pregnant. RT @Im_Tricia: The best sex I ever had was in a jacuzzi with just myself & an air jet.
  16. Madonna isn't a little monster. She's an old old skeletor with a bad attitude.
  17. @AndyRockCandy they're so worth it.
  18. Madonna was NOT Born This Way.