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aaronhertzog

  1. Shark Buffalo. 12:05 PM May 31st via Twitter for Android
  2. Hey! Hey Dad! The newspaper says I'm one of "Philly's Celebrities." So what do you have to say now, Dad? Oh -... fb.me/1nEMnxT1S 12:27 PM May 30th via Facebook
  3. Watching people get hypnotized in the greenroom at @phitcomedy. This show is going to be fun. #hurryupgethere 6:00 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android
  4. Doing stand-up on this show tomorrow night. Be a person who has fun and go to it. fb.me/1Gx0lbFds 9:09 AM May 28th via Facebook
  5. Pockets full of hope... 12:56 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
  6. If you ever have to ask yourself "do I eat too many crackers?" The answer to your question is probably "eat more crackers." #crackers 10:19 AM May 25th via web
  7. Just hung out with Iverson on the Parkway. And by "hung out" I mean "walked past him and stared while he talked on his cell phone". 4:43 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
  8. Tomorrow night. Do this. Do Variety Comedy: The Monthly Hour first. fb.me/1DrwXLDXS 7:03 AM May 20th via Facebook
  9. Sometimes I think "if only everybody else knew how right I was about everything - they'd make me the king of the world." 9:23 AM May 18th via Twitter for Android
  10. "So I figured, why not just take something everybody already knows and make a joke about that." - Everyone I Hate 8:24 AM May 16th via Twitter for Android
  11. Chip Chantry, Darryl Charles, Juliet Hope Wayne, Sam Narisi, Me, and YOU! Yes, you. Don't even try to say not... fb.me/1L1HBBnFU 7:46 AM May 16th via Facebook
  12. What's proper etiquette when you see two blind people who overshot a door by six feet pawing at a wall to get in a building? Tweet about it? 5:32 AM May 14th via Twitter for Android
  13. It's almost Mother's Day. Get something handsome for Yo Momma. fb.me/1daH78lKA 1:33 PM May 11th via Facebook
  14. Two chances to see me perform tonight: first at Camp Tabu XIX doing stand-up, then at The Theme Show presents... fb.me/1DmtWC6hp 7:20 AM May 11th via Facebook
  15. This. fb.me/15dlYRlUJ 1:27 PM May 10th via Facebook
  16. We are the ChampiJawns 5:49 PM May 7th via Twitter for Android
  17. I got to interview Kevin McDonald of Kids in the Hall while he was in Philadelphia. And now, you get to listen to it! fb.me/1QRJtvp7U 7:30 AM May 4th via Facebook
  18. Talky talky talky fb.me/1K3xF9vtD 7:32 AM Apr 30th via Facebook
  19. Hello, me in the background on television. Side note: why haven't you guys ever told me how handsome I am? fb.me/1rsC2Rvbr 6:05 PM Apr 29th via Facebook
  20. Tomorrow night! Comedy from Trevor Cunnion Jp Boudwin Tim Ryan and Jim Ginty. $5 at the door, FREE if you go to... fb.me/1jMg6slVY 8:26 AM Apr 29th via Facebook