AaronBurdette
- Look! I put Axed up extra early because I appreciate you working stiffs so very much. http://tr.im/s6hq Working stiff is disgusting, though.about 1 hour ago from TweetDeck
- Most positive vanity plate I've ever seen: BEURBEST. Makes me wanna go right out and touch some hearts.about 14 hours ago from txt
- @hlhorne You know what else? Phosphorus was discovered in 1670. Phosphorus can be red! As can sox!about 20 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to hlhorne
- Working as a UCB intern means I get to come home at 3 a.m. every Saturday night, reeking of bleach and beer. So NOTHING'S CHANGED.12:02 AM Jul 12th from TweetDeck
- I'm having a great time reading the "Most Critical" iTunes reviews of The State. Basically, the 1-stars read like "I'm relly, relly stoopd."2:19 PM Jul 11th from TweetDeck
- @youngamerican Bobby Moynihan, Peter Grosz/Colbert writers, John Oliver.12:11 PM Jul 10th from TweetDeck in reply to youngamerican
- "[Synonym for badges]?! We don't [synonym for need] no [synonym and/or antonym for stinking] [synonym for badges]!" #1stdraftmovielines11:55 AM Jul 10th from TweetDeck
- @comans Well, I was basing "samoflange" on the internet, too. Look it up. Hole. Also, it's not a real word, but it ain't no suffoflange.9:32 AM Jul 10th from web in reply to comans
- That or she doesn't realize she can pull the phone away from her face whenever she wants. Even Christmas!5:40 AM Jul 10th from txt
- The girl on her phone yelling at the guy on the line to "get out of her face" must believe phones to be magical portals fueled by fairydust.5:39 AM Jul 10th from txt
- @youngamerican Twitter's going to incorporate "untrending topics." The things no one is talking about. It's gonna be real popular.10:36 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to youngamerican
- @twain101 How about this? It's "what the fuck is a SAMOFLANGE." You lose geek points for getting it wrong. Booya.10:15 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck in reply to twain101
- "Louis, I think this is the beginning of a really super great friendship." #1stdraftmovielines10:10 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck
- If you're going to act like the biggest, dumbest asshole on the subway, please, I beg you: take off the stethescope.8:29 PM Jul 9th from txt
- After exploring my neighborhood I realize I live in the auto repair district of Queens, which is likely the "stolen cars" district as well.1:37 PM Jul 9th from TweetDeck
- Woo! My copy of The State is here! I have nothing more to say, I'm just excited about this one thing, okay?!9:40 PM Jul 8th from TweetDeck
- Only the fattest families of tourists decide to hold hands clear across the sidewalk.2:35 PM Jul 8th from txt
- H&M appears to have two lines of menswear: "Fancy First Mate" and "Fresh Prince."1:35 PM Jul 8th from txt
- I'll remind you: Evil France was our enemy in the WAR BETWEEN THE STATES. The very war the Declaration started!12:34 PM Jul 8th from txt
- NY Public Library travesty! More people in the France exhibit than the Dec. of Independence one. Ever heard of EVIL FRANCE, dumb Americans?12:20 PM Jul 8th from txt
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