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Aardvark

  1. "Mutton dressed as lamb." One of my fave sayings. Describes most of SF. But when I want that phrase I often can't recall it. Getting old!
  2. Wow. I can hardly believe that journalspace.com is totally gone. Yikes... all those people! (Me included.) Such is the way of the world.
  3. I tell my kids that the only things you take with you are your good deeds and the things you know.
  4. Don't know why I'm in a blue funk. But I am. Perhaps it's lots of little things. Or maybe it's as simple as the changing sun angle.
  5. I'll need to get myself a chew-toy in order to watch tomorrow's debate. Watching Palin induces a major anxiety reaction from me.
  6. @aardvark_ Glad to hear you're ok, but check your goldfish. 2 other Twittering aardvarks lost theirs lately. We're worried it's a trend.
  7. @theaardvark (Goldfish-Owned-By-Aardvarks Plague, in case you were wondering.)
  8. @theaardvark There's at least 1 more aardvark on Twitter. Sadly I don't think my mediocre Spanish is up to warning them of the GOBA plague.
  9. @theaardvark Clearly we need an International Emergency Aardvark Alert System.
  10. @theaardvark Maybe we should warn the other aardvarks. Could be catching.
  11. @theaardvark We aardvarks seem to be having a bad run of late with goldfish, eh?
  12. Sick of being sick. Bummed my Ottobre sweater didn't turn out. Goldfish up and died, suddenly & no explanation. Little wearing things.
  13. There is no Higgs boson. The dark matter of the universe is comprised of the mass of singleton socks missing from my dryer.
  14. I take it back. The Giants appear to be salvaging the afternoon, but I don't want to jinx 'em.
  15. The weather's beautiful at AT&T park today. Too bad the Giants are a hot sad mess.
  16. Okay. Where the %$#& is my %$#&ing glassine?
  17. It's official. At 8:30 pm I am finally back where I started.
  18. 1812 Ov. playing on Pandora. Always makes me laugh. Uncle used to play it loud at midnite during finals week at UCLA. They never caught him.
  19. My 'a's and 'd's went in the tank. But oddly, my 'e's and 'c's improved. At this point, I don't think I can be picky. On to the Hebrew.
  20. I just dripped ink on my blank sheet. I need to stop the freakout right now. It's gonna kill me. I will lie down 4 5 min before I resume.