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TheOnion For first time, revealing Dr Pepper's first name, which happens to be Mark onion.com/nJD8fe #MasculineDrPepper 10:25 AM Oct 20th, 2011 via HootSuite Retweeted by Aandreoli and 210 others
SunTzuSaid There is no instance of a country having benefited from prolonged warfare. 12:49 PM Oct 18th, 2011 via web Retweeted by Aandreoli and 82 others
TheOnion New Hampshire Residents Convince Incoming GOP Candidates That Maple Syrup Enemas Are State Tradition onion.com/pz1KKr 8:35 AM Oct 13th, 2011 via Onion News Stream Retweeted by Aandreoli and 261 others
SunTzuSaid Just as water retains no constant shape, so in warfare there are no constant conditions. 10:36 PM Oct 8th, 2011 via web Retweeted by Aandreoli and 47 others
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TheOnion Sidney Crosby Tells Telephone Pole He Has Recovered From Concussion #OnionGOOMF onion.com/oRY6kC 12:05 PM Oct 6th, 2011 via Onion News Stream Retweeted by Aandreoli and 646 others
TheOnion U.S. Economic Recovery Resting On Man Currently Perusing Sears Power Tools Section onion.com/nfhe8w 7:05 AM Sep 15th, 2011 via Onion News Stream Retweeted by Aandreoli and 180 others
Hazardous materials unit just drove by. Great start to the day. #WTF 4:35 AM Aug 26th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
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TheOnion Warren Buffett: If I See A Shirt I Like, I'll Usually Just Buy It onion.com/93GM3D #InFocus 12:15 PM Aug 15th, 2011 via HootSuite Retweeted by Aandreoli and 304 others
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CBCStephenQuinn VPD identify suspects: Looking for 537 guys named Burrows, 931 named Kesler, 1768 named Sedin, 2671 named Luongo. 12:16 AM Jun 17th, 2011 via TweetDeck Retweeted by Aandreoli and 213 others