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  1. in a some shit in a bag in a trashcan next to the house 1:07 AM Jul 11th, 2009 via TweetDeck
  2. i can not tell you how bad it smells here 9:45 PM Jul 7th, 2009 via TweetDeck
  3. eaten by a dog, it is dark, this could get messy people 11:01 PM Jul 6th, 2009 via TweetDeck
  4. under the bed, lost, trying to find a new lease on life 9:06 PM Jul 3rd, 2009 via TweetDeck
  5. she ripped me off scratching her ass in her sleep, i am at such a crossroads 9:35 PM Jul 2nd, 2009 via TweetDeck
  6. while she was sleeping i quoted MIB to her, "I MAKE this look good" she woke up, feeling nervous like a toy in toy story 9:32 PM Jul 2nd, 2009 via TweetDeck
  7. I want to be on shaq's nail 11:35 AM Jul 2nd, 2009 via TweetDeck
  8. feeling good today, match with shoes, swinging extra fast when she walks 5:36 AM Jul 2nd, 2009 via TweetDeck
  9. holding this bitch's gum for her 7:00 PM Jul 1st, 2009 via TweetDeck
  10. covered in maple syrup 6:43 PM Jul 1st, 2009 via TweetDeck
  11. scratching poison ivy on a forearm 6:18 PM Jul 1st, 2009 via TweetDeck
  12. inside a black olive 5:11 AM Jul 1st, 2009 via TweetDeck
  13. you'd be surprised how easily i can detach a retina 7:21 PM Jun 30th, 2009 via web
  14. some coke was just snorted off of me in a bathroom 5:10 PM Jun 30th, 2009 via TweetDeck
  15. my paint covers up how dirty i really am 1:11 PM Jun 30th, 2009 via TweetDeck
  16. just helped someone retrieve a dorito without getting orange dust on her fingers 12:32 PM Jun 30th, 2009 via web
  17. took part in some self pleasure 11:35 AM Jun 30th, 2009 via TweetDeck
  18. I am a fragile decoration 8:31 AM Jun 30th, 2009 via TweetDeck
  19. a small piece of me broke off on a can of beer last night, trying to glue 7:18 AM Jun 30th, 2009 via TweetDeck
  20. stuck on a bitch that refuses to say sorry 7:26 PM Jun 29th, 2009 via TweetDeck