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  1. Every time the credits roll and I don't see my name, a little piece of me is lost. I can no longer find any part of myself.
  2. Had a dream I was an extra in The Exorcist. I think it was a nightmare.
  3. I'm telling you, midgets have it made. So many Christmas and science fiction parts.
  4. Painted myself black and white to try and appeal to film noir directors. So far no response. I accidentally scared a little kid, though.
  5. No one knows my name. No one bought my book about the dark side of Hollywood. Maybe no one bought it because I've never been to Hollywood.
  6. I wish I had a trailer on the set to do my makeup in, but instead I have a trailer at a trailer park to live in.
  7. Got new headshots taken yesterday. The photographer missed. That or I don't have a face anymore. I'm not sure which one it is.
  8. Had to be in a dance movie today. Tired of holding my mouth and shouting, "Oh snap!" while pointing with the other hand.
  9. I'm tired of watching cars explode.
  10. Nobody knows who I am.
  11. Do they have extras in pornographic films?
  12. Angelina Jolie is ugly in real life. Real life is ugly.
  13. Had to put on elf ears for a sci-fi movie. Feel stupid.
  14. A beautiful woman watched me in a movie today. I don't know her name. She doesn't know my name. Nobody knows my name.
  15. Was an extra in a cooking show today. Vomited on the host. Was fired.
  16. Just watched every movie I'm in and couldn't find myself in any of them. Might be losing grip on reality.
  17. Today the guy with the bullhorn told us all to look scared for a scene. Everyone said I did the best job. I didn't know we were filming.
  18. I was in a romantic comedy and I punched another extra because I thought I was in that kung fu movie today. I was fired.
  19. Just broke my mirror by accidentally punching it while practicing for a kung fu movie. Cut myself on glass. Life is too hard will die alone.
  20. I did a scene in the rain today and now I am all wet. I think I'm crying.