a_gravedigger
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went to hardware store to buy new gloves, clerk said-what are these for, i said, you don't wanna know son.
9:43 PM Jul 7th, 2009
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who's it gonna be?
10:56 PM Jul 6th, 2009
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digging a grave for the next dead superstar
10:56 PM Jul 6th, 2009
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i think i dropped my keys in that last grave yesterday, fuck
9:03 PM Jul 3rd, 2009
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covered in dirtl, lonely, thinking about construction jobs and getting a dog
9:03 PM Jul 3rd, 2009
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funeral went long, grabbed the suit from the backhoe and joined in, cried loudly, made people uncomfortable, started yelling "damn you god"
9:23 PM Jul 2nd, 2009
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buried someone i murdered last weekend, chuckled after everybody left
9:19 PM Jul 2nd, 2009
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buried my mother this morning, made good money
9:19 PM Jul 2nd, 2009
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I sprinkle M & Ms in every grave
9:19 PM Jul 2nd, 2009
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since i broke up with my girlfriend, I started having sex with my shovel, don't ask
9:18 PM Jul 2nd, 2009
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