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  1. i will not eat the big texas cinnamon roll. not matter how much i want it. 4:21 PM Oct 13th from txt
  2. let there be no doubt. i love pee wee herman. 12:49 PM Oct 7th from txt
  3. Love pee wee. Ticketmaster garners very different feelings. i cant even count how many times ive called...Harrible system...utter failure. 12:06 PM Oct 7th from txt
  4. pee wee herman show rescheduled...trying to call Tickemaster all morning and all i get is a busy signal...i actually miss being put on hold. 11:09 AM Oct 7th from txt
  5. an awesome birthday consists of having a girlfriend that builds a fort for you in your apartment so you dont have to. 6:26 PM Sep 9th from txt
  6. @alemolina mormons in hard times? must be kickin theyselfs over prop 8 then. totally coulda made money marryin gays instead of fightin em 4:36 PM Sep 8th from web in reply to alemolina
  7. william shatner reading palin's farewell speech as beat poetry is brilliant 9:15 AM Jul 28th from txt
  8. my pocket monocular is totally coming in handy at comic-con. 10:30 AM Jul 24th from txt
  9. its a great thing knowing that your AIM buddy list is half empty because everyone's at comic-con....or theyve decided to block me. 10:24 AM Jul 23rd from txt
  10. is there a Marauder's Map app for the iphone? not that i have an iphone but...that and the ocarina app might convince me to get one. 10:39 AM Jul 17th from txt
  11. whats proper condiment ettiquette? can i put mustard and ketchup on a cheeseburger pizza? 9:24 PM Jul 14th from txt
  12. BREAKING NEWS MICHAEL JACKSON's WILL SURFACES!" what?? he had a lawyer draft up a will and release it when he died?! SHOCKING. 8:26 PM Jun 30th from txt
  13. @alemolina: yeah i mean Pomona's just a freeway. i mean, sometimes the 101 can be bad but it's not like, the 101's fault... 3:56 PM Jun 30th from txt
  14. @kozpan: wait...do you mean the "ReLOVElution?" Like for ron paul? 7:47 PM Jun 28th from txt
  15. @generic_ billy mays is the most shocking, i concur. lets see a shamwow stop these tears 3:44 PM Jun 28th from txt
  16. wait...Billy Mays died too?? 9:49 AM Jun 28th from txt
  17. Disney should come out withan animated feature about monsters under our beds so disneyland will build a ride about beds...so that i can nap 5:25 PM Jun 23rd from txt
  18. Let it be known. I am wearing a Peter Pan hat. Even disneyland guests are noticing. 4:30 PM Jun 23rd from txt
  19. everyone is jealous of my slurpee in an Optimus Prime head/cup 4:49 PM Jun 18th from txt
  20. My friends Josh and Allison are vacationing to the beach and what does Josh order? A METAL DETECTOR! everyone start jealous envy now! 11:26 AM Jun 12th from txt