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  1. just fell apart when dude tried to bite me again. he repaired me, but like, kind of sloppily and shit. feel different. 1:09 PM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  2. would i be the same if someone made me, then like, smashed me up into a ball and ate me like an apple? 1:08 PM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  3. i am a better lunch than a bagel, but a worse breakfast. 1:08 PM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  4. many of my forbears are inside dr. phil's ass. 1:03 PM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  5. shit man, a fly just landed on me and like, washed its hands and shit. now i know what a corpse's cold face feels like! 1:02 PM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  6. i want to go to africa and jump into a child's mouth. 12:59 PM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  7. gahhh!...fuck, (gurgles) dude just took another bite. feel weak and small. the destiny of a big sandwich is to become small. 12:58 PM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  8. rachel ray just said, "what's the deal with that?" what a stupid fuck. still hope someone eats me, a big sandwich, off her ass. 12:57 PM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  9. lol, dude who was eating me just left room, his roommate put a jellybean in me! this should be good! 12:56 PM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  10. watching rachel ray, wish i was in her mouth. 12:55 PM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  11. twittering sucks. 12:54 PM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  12. thinking about getting job in movies, as an extra at a picnic 12:54 PM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  13. saw ex-girlfriend at club last night...ugh, drama! 12:53 PM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  14. glad i started a twitter account to ensure people will hear my story. 12:52 PM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  15. (gurgles) fuck, dude just bit me, urghhh...i'm still pretty big though. a...pickle just fell out of me. feeling weak. 12:51 PM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  16. go bears! 9:13 AM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  17. dude just put some chips in me. feel dirty. 9:13 AM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  18. just had crust cut off, feeling naked and vulnerable. 9:11 AM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  19. hopefully getting some bitches tonight! 9:10 AM Jun 26th, 2009 via web
  20. listening to xiu xiu, feeling depressed. 9:10 AM Jun 26th, 2009 via web