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just fell apart when dude tried to bite me again. he repaired me, but like, kind of sloppily and shit. feel different.
1:09 PM Jun 26th
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would i be the same if someone made me, then like, smashed me up into a ball and ate me like an apple?
1:08 PM Jun 26th
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i am a better lunch than a bagel, but a worse breakfast.
1:08 PM Jun 26th
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many of my forbears are inside dr. phil's ass.
1:03 PM Jun 26th
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shit man, a fly just landed on me and like, washed its hands and shit. now i know what a corpse's cold face feels like!
1:02 PM Jun 26th
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i want to go to africa and jump into a child's mouth.
12:59 PM Jun 26th
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gahhh!...fuck, (gurgles) dude just took another bite. feel weak and small. the destiny of a big sandwich is to become small.
12:58 PM Jun 26th
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rachel ray just said, "what's the deal with that?" what a stupid fuck. still hope someone eats me, a big sandwich, off her ass.
12:57 PM Jun 26th
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lol, dude who was eating me just left room, his roommate put a jellybean in me! this should be good!
12:56 PM Jun 26th
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watching rachel ray, wish i was in her mouth.
12:55 PM Jun 26th
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twittering sucks.
12:54 PM Jun 26th
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thinking about getting job in movies, as an extra at a picnic
12:54 PM Jun 26th
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saw ex-girlfriend at club last night...ugh, drama!
12:53 PM Jun 26th
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glad i started a twitter account to ensure people will hear my story.
12:52 PM Jun 26th
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(gurgles) fuck, dude just bit me, urghhh...i'm still pretty big though. a...pickle just fell out of me. feeling weak.
12:51 PM Jun 26th
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go bears!
9:13 AM Jun 26th
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dude just put some chips in me. feel dirty.
9:13 AM Jun 26th
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just had crust cut off, feeling naked and vulnerable.
9:11 AM Jun 26th
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hopefully getting some bitches tonight!
9:10 AM Jun 26th
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listening to xiu xiu, feeling depressed.
9:10 AM Jun 26th
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