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  1. Too funny!! RT @robdelaney: I was gonna pump iron tonight but then I thought "Does a rose need to wear perfume?" 8:15 PM Dec 3rd from Echofon
  2. Dear Tequilla--Thank you for making me eat stuffing at 11:30 tonight, and making us meet a new friend. Hope the friendship lasts... 11:28 PM Nov 21st from Echofon
  3. The neighbors are having a "honk off" that must signify the ceremonial ass-kicking for "bizness time"-- urban style. 6:01 PM Nov 16th from Echofon
  4. RT @nickkroll: i hung a "dream catcher" above my bed. then, to be fair, i hung a picture of my dad so i could have a "dream crusher" too. 5:13 PM Nov 16th from Echofon
  5. Is there such thing as a carb overdose? we'll find out by tomorrow. 7:01 PM Nov 14th from Echofon
  6. sometimes a bag of poop left on a certain someones doorstep says more than just "i hate you". It says "i put an effort into hating you" 12:48 PM Nov 11th from web
  7. RT @badbanana: Miss England has given up her crown after getting into a bar fight. I think this automatically makes her Miss Ireland. 5:32 AM Nov 7th from Echofon
  8. Monday mourning--why have you disturbed my peace? 7:57 AM Nov 2nd from Echofon
  9. My super power would be x-ray vision that detects who just farted. 10:08 AM Oct 30th from web
  10. @capricecrane isn't she dead? 3:32 PM Oct 28th from Echofon in reply to capricecrane
  11. mmmm Corona. Thanks for coming back into my life and liver. 3:19 PM Oct 28th from Echofon
  12. RT @GPappalardo: Most people don't realize that the word "infant" is an old Indian word that means "dream crusher". 4:38 PM Oct 25th from Echofon
  13. RT @MrBigFists: I'd love to party with you but there's something about you that says Tuba First Chair and do I detect a little D&D Cleric? 1:39 PM Oct 23rd from Echofon
  14. Hillarious!!! RT @TiffanyJMoore: You know that sound that only dogs can hear? I just heard it. Apparently, it's called "Macy Gray." 2:15 PM Oct 22nd from Echofon
  15. Ack!! Twitter timed out. This must be what it feels like to have a brain seizure. 5:26 PM Oct 20th from Echofon
  16. @carbenv how does it feel, CARL? Don't be ashamed-embrace the tweet. Hold it close and never let go! 5:16 PM Oct 18th from Echofon in reply to carbenv
  17. I don't think the $5 organic lime grown in angel clouds tastes any different than the .25 lime grown in bum poop does. What gives? 5:28 PM Oct 16th from Echofon
  18. Name 'n Shame - http://bit.ly/4oS860 10:16 AM Oct 12th from web
  19. RT @tremendousnews: By the way? Just by the way. Not because I may be drunk. But really, the best way to get retweeted is to keep your twe 5:32 PM Oct 7th from Echofon
  20. I think I need tattoos to shop at Whole Foods. At least to get the beer customer service Extraordinaire to help me. 5:23 PM Oct 1st from Echofon