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aChrisSmith

  1. Facebook games seem less about entertainment and more about optimizing ways to misspend your youth. 11:34 AM May 25th via web
  2. @rickasaurus BUT THAT GUY PUNCHED THOUGH A FUCKING GLASS WALL OMG! CHROME KILLER YEEAAAHHH!!!!!!!!1111 9:12 PM May 23rd via web in reply to rickasaurus
  3. "The internal array cannot expand to greater than Int32.MaxValue elements" ... maybe [Serializable] isn't going to work for my dataset. 9:11 PM May 23rd via web
  4. @aChrisSmith @thekfm BREAKING: I don't know how to spell jealous. 5:05 PM May 23rd via web in reply to aChrisSmith
  5. @thekfm Jelous. Also, you need to use Instragram to post photos like that. Also, see last post of @textinstagram. twitter.com/textinstagram/… 5:01 PM May 23rd via web in reply to thekfm
  6. @johnstearns Is that @MartyFlipman? I love that guy! /cc @thekfm 3:26 PM May 23rd via web in reply to johnstearns
  7. ... that is all. 3:02 PM May 23rd via web
  8. "It’s like unwrapping a Mexican-food flavored Christmas present in your mouth with every bite!" 3:02 PM May 23rd via web
  9. I'm writing a Toastmasters speech and it contains the line... 3:02 PM May 23rd via web
  10. @jaredpar 3D shaky cam will break you. 3:02 PM May 23rd via web in reply to jaredpar
  11. @0xFCAF Answer: coding standards which were written by morons and should be ignored. google-styleguide.googlecode.com/svn/trunk/cppg… 2:35 PM May 23rd via web in reply to 0xFCAF
  12. @thekfm Just close your eyes, and imagine you are walking alone down a dark alley late at night... 1:01 PM May 23rd via web in reply to thekfm
  13. @jpobst I agree, but it takes scores of people to make movies too. 8:37 AM May 23rd via web in reply to jpobst
  14. @rickasaurus No, never heard of it. I'll take a look. 6:04 PM May 22nd via web in reply to rickasaurus
  15. @cammcad hehe thanks, but for now it is just looking at the Resource Manager and wondering where my RAM is going. (I'll blog it.) 5:50 PM May 22nd via web in reply to cammcad
  16. @migueldeicaza Just the 2nd ed of "Programming F#". Just minor updates for errata and new language features. 5:49 PM May 22nd via web in reply to migueldeicaza
  17. @rickasaurus The plan is Hadoop on Azure, but I'm still looking into it. 5:48 PM May 22nd via web in reply to rickasaurus
  18. (Finally) getting around to writing a text search engine in F# for the book. MapReduce FTW. 4:40 PM May 22nd via web
  • Name Chris Smith
  • Location Seattle, WA, USA
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  • Bio Googler, author of Programming F#, and all-around nice guy.
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