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@queenofgrey SHOE. I told you shoe. Silly Jes. :( about 6 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to queenofgrey
Kent_Wilson This got by probably several rounds of editors and into print somehow: bit.ly/KCLMgY about 7 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by _tokerd and 10 others
@KillamAll I don't know how you relate that to seduction, but why don't you get comfortable and we'll discuss it, maybe take off your belt? about 19 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to KillamAll
Wtf these Shaqs are knock-offs about 20 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Strongly considering joining an African American choir for a free pair of Shaq-brand shoes. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@KillamAll is that why I'm bruising? Will you critique my form? You're a real pal, Eric. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to KillamAll
@JuicyCouturier I once did a rails of cocaine off a toilet tank and shot heroin with Brian Burke in a black light-lit club bathroom in Omaha about 20 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to JuicyCouturier
@mrsroncada close. But more like this m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Dqk8… about 20 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to mrsroncada
@mrsroncada so did I, but I did that because of our week long underwear dance party at work. It was devine. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to mrsroncada
@KillamAll you mean masturbating. Not writing. Think about it. about 21 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to KillamAll
@ladygoodgreen you're such a show off, walking on your hands through Walmart about 21 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to ladygoodgreen
@mediocrehuman haha no shit. Wow about 21 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to mediocrehuman
"Kids get sex changes all the time" #shitmydadsays about 23 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Dear women who walk alone at night: Chasing you in a ski mask purely for entertainment is only harmless as long as YOU DON'T HARM ME. God. about 24 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@aimeok I read "shit on her" 4:53 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to aimeok
There was a cat treat in my poop 4:35 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
All I can smell is new car smell, but I'm outside. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!? 4:03 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@mediocrehuman ahhhhhh #punnnnnnny 3:47 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to mediocrehuman
@mediocrehuman that's better. Don't misquote me again. 3:45 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to mediocrehuman
@mediocrehuman I never said that shit. That's nonsense. 3:42 PM May 25th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to mediocrehuman

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Name _tokerd
Location Calgary
Bio I like hockey and mountain bikes. Simpsons lover. Stray cat aficionado.

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