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  1. @queenofgrey SHOE. I told you shoe. Silly Jes. :(
  2. @KillamAll I don't know how you relate that to seduction, but why don't you get comfortable and we'll discuss it, maybe take off your belt?
  3. Wtf these Shaqs are knock-offs
  4. Strongly considering joining an African American choir for a free pair of Shaq-brand shoes.
  5. @KillamAll is that why I'm bruising? Will you critique my form? You're a real pal, Eric.
  6. @JuicyCouturier I once did a rails of cocaine off a toilet tank and shot heroin with Brian Burke in a black light-lit club bathroom in Omaha
  7. @mrsroncada close. But more like this m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=Dqk8…
  8. @mrsroncada so did I, but I did that because of our week long underwear dance party at work. It was devine.
  9. @KillamAll you mean masturbating. Not writing. Think about it.
  10. @ladygoodgreen you're such a show off, walking on your hands through Walmart
  11. @mediocrehuman haha no shit. Wow
  12. "Kids get sex changes all the time" #shitmydadsays
  13. Dear women who walk alone at night: Chasing you in a ski mask purely for entertainment is only harmless as long as YOU DON'T HARM ME. God.
  14. @aimeok I read "shit on her"
  15. There was a cat treat in my poop
  16. All I can smell is new car smell, but I'm outside. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?
  17. @mediocrehuman ahhhhhh #punnnnnnny
  18. @mediocrehuman that's better. Don't misquote me again.
  19. @mediocrehuman I never said that shit. That's nonsense.