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_siMan__

  1. @DerrenBrown you must have knew it was coming! Have you been speaking to Mr. Akora?
  2. This train is not very well ventilated.
  3. I like the weekends better than I like the week. Does that make sense? Do you get what I mean?
  4. @BluesChronicle on his day, easily the best keeper in Europe.
  5. I get to go to sainsburys and do a food shopping!! How amazing!?
  6. @AskMenUK give me them please
  7. The fact I'm not able to Prometheus until Tuesday is slowly killing me. @UK_Prometheus
  8. @roseylicious I watered the hell out that garden!
  9. I can see this June 15th deadline coming and going. #rangers
  10. Thunder update: still fuck all.
  11. Want to see my hose? #belter #girth twitter.com/_siMan__/statu…
  12. I might go for a skinny dip in an ice cream cabinet in the shop. Anycunt want a cornetto?
  13. @samjack13 I can only apologise
  14. @samjack13 ha! You'll get the square root of nowt! I'm just about to sit down for my lunch! #priorities
  15. @samjack13 mission accomplished then! #dundundundundundundun
  16. @alexo93 I've got the jugs for it.
  17. There is going to be a quality thunderstorm in London later. I didn't bring a jumper or jacket with me. I'm getting soaked. #worthit
  18. @samjack13 numerous posh houses, mostly in the kitchen and en suites! #tactical