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_ralph

  1. @Altered_Natives "no t-shirt big word cunt" sounds like I'm shirtless in ibiza having it reading from an Ezra Pound compilation
  2. @ndreasa and so the propitiation of stallman continues
  3. @hollielubbock shard looks tick! Where are you?
  4. @_sshaw @DJ_Laizi @communitydisco during my spare time, I enjoy using the Internet
  5. @Crackstevens you parred our 20 seconds. I know it was too intense for you, it's okay.
  6. Thanks as always to everyone who came to @wifeyldn that one was so much fun
  7. @checan come wifeyyyyy
  8. @DJQ85 wicked!
  9. @skanky____ @lilaclondon @Altered_Natives @hotcitybass banginggggg see you down wifey
  10. First outing for the wifey lightbox :-D
  11. @aych_hp YES
  12. @hailpixel @soundboy guys, I will be in my shorts playing the world's first ever mix of ghost purple slurp into steely dan. Be there.
  13. @DJmadamX oi oi!
  14. @Crackstevens @jcushteklife youtube.com/watch?v=63nlho…
  15. @JCushTEKLIFE @crackstevens youtube.com/watch?v=9aM1SC…
  16. @Crackstevens @jcushteklife Dear Akin, I am very pleased you will be attending this evening.
  17. @Crackstevens @jcushteklife by that I assume you mean you'll have tim on one arm and barry on another?
  18. @Crackstevens @jcushteklife we couldn't take your patter