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_otis_

@BobbyBracelet He is, to borrow a phrase, whatever you want him to be. (not seen wife since I dropped off Breakfast Man a long time ago...) 8 minutes ago via TweetDeck in reply to BobbyBracelet
Breakfast Man in bed for my wife. instagr.am/p/LIXAu0jEBu/ 44 minutes ago via Instagram
Doing the equivalent of the "walking-slowly-backward-holding-my-hands-up-muttering-don't-want-no-trouble" thing to my Twitter timeline about 2 hours ago via TweetDeck
@shanenickerson that will make four guitar players on Team Jaguar Suicide then. I say you SHOULD whip it out in Tahoe. about 12 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to shanenickerson
@ftrainpoker I prescribe two napkins, a bar towel, and a loofa about 14 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ftrainpoker
Dog that is really tired and annoyed I won't go to bed. instagr.am/p/LEv1lWjEJg/ 8:22 PM May 25th via Instagram
The ginger beer is dead. Long live the ginger beer. #FightScurvy 6:06 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@ExMember you hush your mouth and let me live in ignorance. 5:28 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ExMember
#FightScurvy one copper cup at a time instagr.am/p/LEb9dtjEMk/ 5:13 PM May 25th via Instagram
Going green, and gonna do the do instagr.am/p/LEVYmFjEIn/ 4:16 PM May 25th via Instagram
Been tied to a workstation for almost three weeks. Getting happy feet again. #Trouble 11:37 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@change100 Year of What Comes Around Goes Around, one time! 11:35 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to change100
Been around water my whole life (only once close to drowning). Now I have water bug kids. This is important. bit.ly/bCVRuJ 9:15 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
@howardswains Ping Pang Pong withdrawal. Detox is a bitch. 9:02 AM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to howardswains
When nothing is going your way, at least you don't have to deal with traffic. 8:57 AM May 25th via TweetDeck
@Grange95 It's nothing of a sexual nature. I assure you. (Yes, I assure you) 7:16 AM May 25th via TweetDeck in reply to Grange95
Jersey for pre-work 1st grader kickball. I know who I am billing this hour to. twitter.com/_otis_/status/… 6:43 AM May 25th via Photos on iOS
In 1 year, Jamaican police killed 40x more civilians than NYPD. Paradise, politics, the US government & a massacre newyorker.com/reporting/2011… 8:59 PM May 24th via Read It Later Pro
Playoffs instagr.am/p/LBsNTqjEB2/ 3:37 PM May 24th via Instagram
@Tim_Waller You should see it when it happens at the WSOP and 2,000 keep their seats to protect their chips 9:23 AM May 24th via TweetDeck in reply to Tim_Waller

Name Brad Willis
Location Greenville, SC
Web http://www.rapide...
Bio Former TV reporter, now writer, traveler, husband, & father dabbling in music, photography, cooking, & poker. Self-loathing w/ bursts of relentless optimism