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Good luck to all you crazy Black Friday shoppers - take pepper spray to defend your loot!about 2 hours agofrom TwitterBar
Oh, it's going to be that kind of day. Wilhelmina just tried to get the fake flames in the electric fireplace heater. My dog is "special"about 5 hours agofrom TwitterBar
Just told a random woman at Walmart that old Roy dogfood is like cardboard soaked in poop. She didn't buy it, thank god. Ban bad dogfoods!!10:04 AM Nov 25thfrom TweetDeck
Received blooming tea in the mail today along with some sweet potato butter. Thanks Heather!!!8:30 AM Nov 25thfrom TweetDeck