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  1. i shoulda been a proctologist, im good at fixin assholes
  2. Indoor plumbing is overrated
  3. spred the word #_miketyson_ = not guilty
  4. keepin it real gone wrong
  5. Proposing a new spinoff of #IWantToWorkForDiddy ..... i call it: I want to show mike my titty
  6. I would bite a man's ear for a klondike bar
  7. #worldsthinnestbooks Eating Fish by RT @Antwone_Fisher
  8. priest and a rabbi r on an elvator little boy gets on. priest turns to rabbi and says lets fuck him, rabbi says outta what
  9. #WorldsThinnestBooks financial advice made easy by mike tyson
  10. being thankful for thanksgiving is a proclamation of being pestimistic
  11. scatologicaly speaking, i can kick the shit out of any man alive
  12. on two occasions i punched a tiger in the face, i think can die dying my life meant something, at least to that one toothed tiger
  13. i was just told i dont own tyson chicken, man i gotta get my shit together that seems like somethin i shoulda known already
  14. Oprah? i thought you said okra
  15. Bo knows... when i was the king.. when you said the name mike it could only be one of two people... back when bed stuy was do or die
  16. white people love Lost like black people love Tyler Perry
  17. t bone steak cheese eggs and welch's grape
  18. Can i live????
  19. "Kanye West is a jackass"- Barack Obama
  20. how many mike tysons does it it take to beat up a grizzly bear?