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  1. If only we could be defined by the errands we run. Today I'm champagne and short shorts. 8:27 AM May 23rd via web
  2. I don't trust a cop who wears cologne on duty. 9:25 AM May 22nd via web
  3. Damned cargos! All I see is a man afraid of shorts AND pants. 9:47 AM May 21st via web
  4. Dude I'm at a gas station buying cookies from you at 11pm. Totes not up for a chat. 7:51 PM May 20th via web
  5. Do all trendy latté shops HAVE to come with screaming toddlers? 5:14 AM May 19th via web
  6. Just had the sweetest chat with a Starbucks barista, and honestly don't know whether to thank humanity or the customer service training rep. 7:39 AM May 15th via web
  7. No matter how much hotter a chick looks than you - if you're smiling and she's not - you win. 6:13 AM May 15th via web
  8. Drinking Red Bull makes me feel like Tyrone Biggums. 4:10 PM May 13th via web
  9. Walked through a throng of Amish people handing out flyers at Union Station today. One of them had a Coach purse! Bitch PLEASE. 1:19 PM May 12th via web
  10. Lovin this neon pink lipstick trend. Especially on frowny bitches. 11:09 AM May 12th via web
  11. There is nothing hotter in this world than when a man pensively rubs the stubble on his face. 10:39 AM May 11th via web
  12. It's amazing how many bodily fluids you have to dodge on the sidewalks of Parliament Street. It's like hop scotch! But with hork. 6:06 AM May 11th via web
  13. If a random dude sings "She's a hoe" as you walk past him... that means he likes you, right? 9:07 AM May 10th via web
  14. Madonna is fucking gross. On the inside, mostly. 6:50 AM May 10th via web
  15. HOMOBAMA!! 8:22 PM May 9th via web
  16. Pre-teens making out. Nature's ipecac. 7:08 AM May 9th via web
  17. This Starbucks patio has the most embarrassingly beautiful flower boxes. Calm down with the experience marketing and give to charity, fuck. 4:31 AM May 9th via web
  18. Why am I such a better writer when I'm pissed? 1:03 PM May 8th via web
  19. Queen Street is just LITTERED with hipsters. It's both repulsive and wonderful. 9:54 AM May 8th via web
  20. Patience is the fucking worst virtue ever. 9:06 AM May 7th via web
  • Name Mary Wilkinson
  • Bio Where my Ps and Qs come out to play. And all the other shit I think but don't say.
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