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- If dealing with life's problems by pretending I'm Lorelai Gilmore is wrong, I don't want to etc etc.8:20 PM Jul 11th from mobile web
- @wkatie I cried so hard and so constantly during Up I had to be taken out and soothed with cake afterward. Stupid movie.8:37 PM Jun 28th from web in reply to wkatie
- Maybe the mp3 isn't corrupt. Maybe my iPod just hates Dolores Umbridge as much as I do, and refuses to read any more.8:32 PM Jun 28th from web
- Never gets old: pretending huevos revueltos means revolting eggs. Why would you order that?!11:53 AM Jun 27th from web
- @avila Maybe they loop all the way back around? Or maybe this is your first step in becoming a Wii Tennis character.8:19 PM Jun 24th from web in reply to avila
- There should be a word for the simultaneous shame and joy that comes from drinking a mudslide while everyone around you has beer.8:11 PM Jun 24th from web
- Foreign money turns me into Arthur Weasley. Marvellous! Look at the pictures! H-how does this work again?9:51 AM Jun 24th from web
- Time zone confusion means I accidentally got myself up at 6:15, and I wasn't catching a plane anywhere. The horror: abort, abort!6:14 AM Jun 24th from web
- It's 570 Costa Rican colones to the dollar, so everything's incredibly expensive, but I'm incredibly rich. Like Dr. Evil in a Whole Foods.5:54 AM Jun 24th from web
- Everything you need to know about this hostel 2: The rules include "No drums after 9:30 p.m."9:43 AM Jun 23rd from web
- Everything you need to know about this hostel: there's a shirtless guy simultaneously using a Macbook and playing a guitar.9:43 AM Jun 23rd from web
- Drawing a Venn diagram with circles for Hostels That Have Bars and Hostels That Are Sleepably Quiet. I'll let you picture it.9:59 PM Jun 22nd from web
- I tell him about poetry websites, he tells me about financial news, and we each pretend to care.9:58 AM Jun 21st from mobile web
- What no one seems to have thought about is clashing shades of green on pictures in my feed. Can't this also be an aesthetic revolution?8:20 PM Jun 20th from web
- http://twitpic.com/7yx18 - Guys, it's okay, we can stop worrying about what happened to ICQ. It's just chilling here in Panama.7:30 PM Jun 20th from TwitPic
- Yesterday I turned 27. This is the year I'll finally get my Hogwarts letter, right?10:56 AM Jun 20th from web
- Adventures in Cohabitation: my propensity to wander off from food I'm still eating + his to eat anything left unattended. I foresee trouble.9:24 AM Jun 20th from web
- @avila For the record, I'm IN the third world and the power's been fine. What's Louisville, the fourth?2:58 PM Jun 19th from web in reply to avila
- Harry Potter 2: What The Fuck, Dobby?8:26 PM Jun 17th from mobile web
- Had a local meat dish called "ropa vieja" aka "old clothes" then dreamt @zhouyi ate soup made of LITERAL OLD CLOTHES. Ew, subconscious. Ew.6:15 PM Jun 17th from web
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- Name m
- Location Bostoniensis
- Bio d) Because if you do not believe your life is worth documenting, or knowing about, then why are you wasting your time/our time? Our air?
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