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Sigur Rós song lyrics are the Rorschach inkblots of music.
| @ClarkleSparkle, don't go to any barbecues? I am Floridian And Blasé though, don't listen to me. I kind of want to go to the beach. |
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| Not actually putting a direct link to Favrd in my toolbar means I'm not actually self-obsessed at all. It's just science. |
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| Pop culture crossover of the week: Sherman Alexie answers questions in Dan Savage's sex column. AWES. |
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| @zhouyi, did you just drunk-Twitter a line from a poem I love? THIS IS WHY YOU ARE MY FAV. |
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| Ok I'm in a bar so this is very confusing, but is McCain's entire speech a Colbert green screen challenge? |
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| Sarah Palin fired her town librarian for refusing to ban books. That one's not a joke, it's true. D: |
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| Sarah Palin stands on the left side of the escalator. |
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| Sarah Palin says 'supposably'. |
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| Sarah Palin keeps inviting you to be a zombie on Facebook. |
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| I am, like, vibrating with how much I want to vote RIGHT NOW. .... what's that? Two more MONTHS? |
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| These eyedrops give me a weird taste in my throat, which says some things about the anatomy of the human head I'm not prepared to confront. |
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| Watching a bunch of gawky MIT freshmen learn to swing dance. It's like a really adorable Animal Planet special. |
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| @revoltpuppy we're in a recession! There's a paucity of resources! Or should I say.... TWESOURCES? (No.) |
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| Favrd informs me that I'm much less popular when @cleversimon is out of town. |
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| MY MOM IS ON FACEBOOK. MY MOM IS ON FACEBOOK. CANCEL THE INTERNET. BATTEN THE HATCHES. & worse, I had to find out via gmail friend finder! |
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| I just had to make a Twitter account for my company. So now I can talk about *professional* hobo vaginas. |
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| Ladies and gentlemen, I-- have-- iritis! A noncontagious inflammation of the eye! No, stop, I can't make out with ALL of you at once. |
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| This eye dr makes Doogie Howser look geriatric. Someone just came in to remind him to ask me if I wear contacts. Get me a grownup doctor! |
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| Got sick of my boss making fun of Twitter and showed him Favrd. What have I done? |
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