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  1. If dealing with life's problems by pretending I'm Lorelai Gilmore is wrong, I don't want to etc etc.
  2. @wkatie I cried so hard and so constantly during Up I had to be taken out and soothed with cake afterward. Stupid movie.
  3. Maybe the mp3 isn't corrupt. Maybe my iPod just hates Dolores Umbridge as much as I do, and refuses to read any more.
  4. Never gets old: pretending huevos revueltos means revolting eggs. Why would you order that?!
  5. @avila Maybe they loop all the way back around? Or maybe this is your first step in becoming a Wii Tennis character.
  6. There should be a word for the simultaneous shame and joy that comes from drinking a mudslide while everyone around you has beer.
  7. Foreign money turns me into Arthur Weasley. Marvellous! Look at the pictures! H-how does this work again?
  8. Time zone confusion means I accidentally got myself up at 6:15, and I wasn't catching a plane anywhere. The horror: abort, abort!
  9. It's 570 Costa Rican colones to the dollar, so everything's incredibly expensive, but I'm incredibly rich. Like Dr. Evil in a Whole Foods.
  10. Everything you need to know about this hostel 2: The rules include "No drums after 9:30 p.m."
  11. Everything you need to know about this hostel: there's a shirtless guy simultaneously using a Macbook and playing a guitar.
  12. Drawing a Venn diagram with circles for Hostels That Have Bars and Hostels That Are Sleepably Quiet. I'll let you picture it.
  13. I tell him about poetry websites, he tells me about financial news, and we each pretend to care.
  14. What no one seems to have thought about is clashing shades of green on pictures in my feed. Can't this also be an aesthetic revolution?
  15. http://twitpic.com/7yx18 - Guys, it's okay, we can stop worrying about what happened to ICQ. It's just chilling here in Panama.
  16. Yesterday I turned 27. This is the year I'll finally get my Hogwarts letter, right?
  17. Adventures in Cohabitation: my propensity to wander off from food I'm still eating + his to eat anything left unattended. I foresee trouble.
  18. @avila For the record, I'm IN the third world and the power's been fine. What's Louisville, the fourth?
  19. Harry Potter 2: What The Fuck, Dobby?
  20. Had a local meat dish called "ropa vieja" aka "old clothes" then dreamt @zhouyi ate soup made of LITERAL OLD CLOTHES. Ew, subconscious. Ew.