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Becoming a cautionary tale for children everywhere. The Girl Who Loved Cinnamon Toast Crunch Too Much.
10:31 AM Dec 17th
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When being terrified of him at the mall just isn't far-reaching enough.
11:04 PM Dec 14th
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Am I hungry enough to get out of bed or lazy enough to stay here? It's a motherfucking vice off.
10:17 PM Dec 12th
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It seems someone's replaced my computer with a device solely for looking at videos of other people's babies.
1:10 PM Dec 11th
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@ Can it be a reason to be your friend even more? Is that allowed?
11:46 AM Dec 11th
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in reply to megalong
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Sorry I haven't been around much guys, but ever since i got Google Wave I just keep forgetting to use the rest of the internet. lol j/k
10:11 AM Dec 8th
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@ lolol best. @, I hope the name is Roonil Wazlib.
8:41 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to wkatie
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@ You're foreign tho, it's an excuse! @ & a bank teller once had a hearty laugh at how I'd filled out a UK check(que).
8:26 PM Dec 7th
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in reply to ciderandbooks
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It sure would be embarrassing if I admitted on Twitter that sometimes I have to look up which corner of the envelope the stamp goes on.
8:15 PM Dec 7th
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My mom has rejected my entire Xmas list & asked for a new one b/c "nothing on it excites her." I've... never failed at consumerism before.
7:57 PM Dec 5th
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Neighbor etiquette: if she's playing Don't Stop Believin very loudly, do I sing along thru the wall, or knock on the door before joining in?
9:36 AM Dec 5th
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I should run these server tests & install those PHP extensions... hey look, this domain expires on Bloomsday! Haha! Wait, what was I doing?
8:58 AM Dec 5th
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The ancients say you do not truly know a place until you can say: Google Maps, that route is retarded.
12:50 PM Dec 4th
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Based on how long this song's been stuck in my head, Beyonce really, really resents my failure to propose to her.
6:49 AM Dec 4th
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RT@ttseco One day someone said "What if we give random and absurd advice to women and see if they follow it?" And that's how Cosmo was born.
6:38 AM Dec 4th
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If I'd been playing Drink When Someone's Wearing Plaid during tonight's tv, this tweet would be much less coherent.
6:29 PM Dec 3rd
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I feel like I'm a pawn in an escalating war between divorcing parents named MegaUpload and SkipScreen.
2:20 PM Dec 3rd
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Best movies for this time of year: Elf, Little Women (the Christian Bale one), You've Got Mail. I will defend my choices to the death.
9:09 AM Dec 3rd
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@ Next you'll start drinking too much coffee and resenting your parents. ... wait!
9:01 AM Dec 3rd
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in reply to cleversimon
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RT@andrewkstein:If Comcast owns NBC, not GE, what of 30Rock? Will Jack Donaghy now be VP of not Microwave Ovens but Shoddy Customer Service?
9:00 AM Dec 3rd
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- Name m
- Location The Lost City of Atlanta
- Bio d) Because if you do not believe your life is worth documenting, or knowing about, then why are you wasting your time/our time? Our air?
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