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_matt_wallace_

@jessie_lou123 told you I was funny jessyyyy!! about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jessie_lou123
@jessie_lou123 ha I'm hilarious I know Jess about 3 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to jessie_lou123
Me mam plays sunday league & has panini's for feet. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
There's some women out there who havnt shaved their legs this year wondering why there still single. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
At the marina with the coffin dodgers desperados galore. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Creamfields RT @CreamIbiza BBC Radio 1 line up announced!! Head to cream.co.uk for details about 13 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by _matt_wallace_ and 6 others
Taking a twitter sabbatical #NoHumourOnHere #Borefest 4:18 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
Starting to think that 70% of my twitter feed is made up of just auto messages from peoples accounts. Same unoriginal crap. 4:13 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
Oh my fucking god the Chinese man sat next to me is singing out loud with his headphones in get me off this fucking train. 2:35 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
A bug was flying around my head shouting 'How much is rent?' I said 'WHAT?' and he said 'Shut up you tit' then he flew up my nose. 2:19 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
@bethalderton7 hahaha I know what a bullet is! Have you really got one?? And I don't owe you anything I paid for my own last time haaa! X 2:15 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to bethalderton7
bethalderton7 Just bought a bullet. Good investment ;) #annsummers 12:55 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by _matt_wallace_
@Danny__Ward you will need to get there version of a CSCS card though, called a white card 12:53 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Danny__Ward
@Danny__Ward worked as 'an electrical trade assistant' for a CCTV company & then for a solar panel company, easy money! Also bar work! 12:47 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Danny__Ward
@Danny__Ward thats wer the rigs are that Il get sent too when I get a rota haha, 4 week on 4 off. I did say 'offshore' in the first tweet! 12:45 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Danny__Ward
@Danny__Ward and you should mate its 1 in a lifetime experience I just had enough I got homesick hahaha 12:40 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Danny__Ward
@Danny__Ward probably not mate this is a permanent position and I do 4 on 4 off at either Azerbaijan or Angola I can't throw it away 12:39 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Danny__Ward
@Danny__Ward 5 months mate, I now do fire & gas detection for an offshore company. What you doing? 12:36 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Danny__Ward
Luciano's essential mix #sinnerman 12:24 PM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
If your lass has a Marilyn Monroe quote in her bio, your not the only one doing the macarena in her box. I'm sorry. 11:25 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone