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_lukejohnson

  1. I'm sitting next to a bloke on the Metro who is convinced China has what it takes to win The Eurovision Song Contest 2012. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Raven Private Ryan #birdmovies about 14 hours ago via web
  3. School of Cock #birdmovies about 14 hours ago via web
  4. Eagle-y Blonde #birdmovies about 14 hours ago via web
  5. @OldSpice Do you think Victoria Beckham is a little pissed that you've claimed her Twitter name? 2:24 PM May 24th via web
  6. I can't begin to imagine the amount of pressure you must have to be 'the man' if your name is Dan. 2:19 PM May 24th via web
  7. Also, that tweet was a joke. Before I get keyboard warriors bashing it; I understand those people had no say in who their parents were. 1:29 PM May 23rd via web
  8. Peter Andre & Ricky Martin were also trending but I would've felt bad using their names in my previous tweet... 1:22 PM May 23rd via web
  9. What's an apple and Hitler's Children got in common? They look good hanging from a tree. 1:21 PM May 23rd via web
  10. @AnthonyUsher You're more of a man than me Anthony Usher. 3:11 PM May 22nd via web in reply to AnthonyUsher
  11. Skip-it to 19:14 youtu.be/8ychcb0WjUI 3:10 PM May 22nd via Tweet Button
  12. For all of you who are interested, and all of you that aren't; yes, it's medium-rare and yes, I'm dining alone. 10:15 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone