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thatwhitebitchIs there a job where u just wear gowns all the time & have people just keep depositing $ into your checking account 4 v little in return?12:30 PM May 24thvia webRetweeted by _luk3 and 1 other
HOW AM I JUST WATCHING 'OBSESSED' HELLO THE FIGHT SCENE HELLO!!!!!!!!!11:03 AM May 24thvia web
The only people whose opinions I care LESS about than late night radio announcers are street preachers who tell me I'm going to hell #BYE10:09 PM May 23rdvia web
I straight up DETEST honey, but if a product includes the word honey as a lesser ingredient (i.e. honey mustard) just KNOW that I am on it11:37 PM May 19thvia Twitter for Android
Ain't No Vodka Gonna Break-a My Stride (Last Night Some Vodka Broke-a My Stride): the Luke Krause Story4:47 AM May 18thvia Twitter for Android
Just saw bitchy girl from sophomore year bio lab and she is FAT. Life, u r like a beautiful, cosmically just poem2:18 PM May 11thvia Twitter for Android
*write a sentence* *exasperated sigh* *write another sentence* *exasperated sigh* *repeats for eternity* - scene from the play about MY LIFE3:47 PM May 9thvia web
But MOM taking 300 Photo Booth pictures is so much more important than being well-rested for my two finals tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!10:10 PM May 8thvia web
