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_linus_lee

  1. Just wet the bed. And by bed, I mean pussy. And by pussy, I mean cat. And by wet, I mean drowned. #fb 8:14 AM May 21st via web
  2. @PFTompkins just read this fictional note from Werner Hertzog to his cleaner -- it was if you were reading in my head. sabotagetimes.com/tv-film/werner… 8:09 AM May 21st via web
  3. I am looking for a fulfillment house / service to quote on a kickstarter project. C'mon twitter bots, for once I actually need you! 8:55 PM May 7th via web
  4. Man I can't believe on of the Pet Shop Boys died. #RIPMCA 9:20 PM May 4th via Twitter for iPhone
  5. Fist of Fury #movietitlesthatdescribeyourlovelife 12:00 AM May 2nd via web
  6. The innocent laugh of a child. A good blowjob. #2ThingsIAppreciate #notatthesametime 7:05 PM Apr 30th via web
  7. .@tomscott UNACCEPTABLE. twitter.com/_linus_lee/sta… 4:22 PM Apr 30th via web
  8. According to spam, people are spreading rumours about me online. So what? I've no desire to enlarge my tiny penis, either. #tryharderspam 6:05 PM Apr 26th via web
  9. @peteholmez hey mate, I've just sent you a message about this on the old facebook! 4:16 PM Apr 25th via web in reply to peteholmez
  10. Another piece of profane calligraphy. This one inspired by @peteholmez #crispy #YMIW twitter.com/_linus_lee/sta… 1:59 AM Apr 25th via web
  11. Bleaching my anus while listening to 'Brown eyed girl'. #fb 7:35 AM Apr 21st via Twitter for iPhone
  12. #MyBoilingPointIs 100℃ 4:17 PM Apr 12th via web
  13. #ReplaceAFearOfTheUnknownWithCuriosity 2:39 AM Apr 9th via web
  14. Feeling good about the collective intelligence of humanity? Why not check out what's trending on twitter? #welcometothedystopianpresent 10:44 AM Apr 8th via web
  15. Gaga's Ass Is Legendary. I heard it once pulled a sword from a stone. 6:49 AM Apr 6th via web
  16. #ReplaceGleeSongsWithOrange ... sounds like a plan. I hate singing teenagers, AND I love citrus fruit. Make it so, internet! 6:47 AM Apr 6th via web
  17. Hey @twitter thanks for letting us see trends by location. How about trends by age group? #imaginetheresnobieber #trendsbyagegroup 6:45 AM Apr 6th via web
  18. ECHO! (ECho... Echo... echo...) 11:17 PM Apr 4th via web
  19. #ReplaceReplaceXWithZWithANewHashtagGame 5:33 PM Apr 2nd via web
  20. @JamesFosdike dude -- is there anywhere you sell prints online? That comedy bang bang poster blows my mind. 5:32 PM Apr 2nd via web
  • Name Linus Lee
  • Location Australia
  • Web http://www.linusl...
  • Bio Part time stand-up comedian. Full time attentive and dynamic lover.
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