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_linus_lee

  1. Just wet the bed. And by bed, I mean pussy. And by pussy, I mean cat. And by wet, I mean drowned. #fb
  2. @PFTompkins just read this fictional note from Werner Hertzog to his cleaner -- it was if you were reading in my head. sabotagetimes.com/tv-film/werner…
  3. I am looking for a fulfillment house / service to quote on a kickstarter project. C'mon twitter bots, for once I actually need you!
  4. Man I can't believe on of the Pet Shop Boys died. #RIPMCA
  5. Fist of Fury #movietitlesthatdescribeyourlovelife
  6. The innocent laugh of a child. A good blowjob. #2ThingsIAppreciate #notatthesametime
  7. .@tomscott UNACCEPTABLE. twitter.com/_linus_lee/sta…
  8. According to spam, people are spreading rumours about me online. So what? I've no desire to enlarge my tiny penis, either. #tryharderspam
  9. @peteholmez hey mate, I've just sent you a message about this on the old facebook!
  10. Another piece of profane calligraphy. This one inspired by @peteholmez #crispy #YMIW twitter.com/_linus_lee/sta…
  11. Bleaching my anus while listening to 'Brown eyed girl'. #fb
  12. #MyBoilingPointIs 100℃
  13. #ReplaceAFearOfTheUnknownWithCuriosity
  14. Feeling good about the collective intelligence of humanity? Why not check out what's trending on twitter? #welcometothedystopianpresent
  15. Gaga's Ass Is Legendary. I heard it once pulled a sword from a stone.
  16. #ReplaceGleeSongsWithOrange ... sounds like a plan. I hate singing teenagers, AND I love citrus fruit. Make it so, internet!
  17. Hey @twitter thanks for letting us see trends by location. How about trends by age group? #imaginetheresnobieber #trendsbyagegroup
  18. ECHO! (ECho... Echo... echo...)
  19. #ReplaceReplaceXWithZWithANewHashtagGame
  20. @JamesFosdike dude -- is there anywhere you sell prints online? That comedy bang bang poster blows my mind.