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#michaeljackson Hey, look on the bright side guys, this means we'll be able to use The Birthday Song and the Beatles in movies again 3:47 PM Jun 25th from web
You better hurry up, other wise this is gonna be real funny. 10:07 PM Jun 24th from web
Oh yeah, cause strangling to voice out of Iran makes you look like less of a villain...I'm sure.. 5:16 PM Jun 23rd from web
Tweeting from Tehran - Come and get me, mother fuckers 5:14 PM Jun 23rd from web
Err-- this isnt Mars, not all of the bars are open this late 7:24 PM Jun 22nd from txt
Heading down to the bar I'll be calling mine this summer. 7:14 PM Jun 22nd from txt
Is quite literally On A Boat. 7:24 AM Jun 21st from web
Great day to take a walk through my home town. 11:19 AM Jun 19th from txt
Just saw the retarded janitor from the high school conversing with the retarded kid from high school. Wonder what they were talking. 9:42 AM Jun 18th from txt
is home in VA. 12:49 AM Jun 16th from web
Just got back to home...kind of. 8:15 PM Jun 15th from txt
I must be on acid, the boss just got on the stage with phish. 8:21 PM Jun 14th from txt
SNOOP DOGG!!! 5:24 PM Jun 14th from txt
Hopes the drugs he took for mars volta won't be wasted on bruce fucking springsteen and the d-list band. 7:47 PM Jun 13th from txt
BONNAROOOOOO 10:32 PM Jun 10th from txt
HUMIDITY!! 6:10 PM Jun 9th from web
Armadillos make little more than slow moving speed bumps. 9:40 AM Jun 8th from txt
Tornado warnings for the Moon effective this evening. 11:39 PM Jun 7th from web
Boulder, CO is quite google un-friendly. 8:44 AM Jun 7th from txt
On the Moon 10:45 PM Jun 6th from web

Name Klay Lane
Location Mars
Web http://istherelif...
Bio ♂ Follow the blog of an Earthling boy living on Mars. Watch him pursue the Martian Dream in this modern age, and see if he hasn't woken up from it already.