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  1. Getting out of dodge
  2. In honor of MJ I'm wearing white socks today. That, or it's laundry day. You choose.
  3. Leaving work at 9 p.m. Silly.
  4. RT: @subpop Robin Pecknold of Fleet Foxes to play rare solo show on July 11th to benefit The Vera Project! Get tix now: http://ow.ly/g6EM
  5. Support all-ages music and art at the Vera Project. By drinking! http://adrinkforthekids.org RT
  6. Listening: Dark Night of the Soul http://is.gd/1eywv
  7. Machadaynu. http://bit.ly/5GQJG
  8. I almost never spill on myself. Unless I'm at a work function - then it's on. Literally.
  9. Interesting: Enable Tethering On Your iPhone 3G and 3GS With Only Safari http://tinyurl.com/nbarpq
  10. I used Shazam to discover Sweet Home Chicago by Robert Johnson
  11. Our wrestling themed wedding: Half-Nelson of Holy Matrimony
  12. John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds, who had also never met.
  13. Tense around the jaws
  14. That sign in your window makes it look like you're advertising teriyaki ice cream. Then again, maybe you are?
  15. Maybe if I tweet I'll look less awkward at this work party. Or maybe not.
  16. RT @ingopixel Help hide Iranian protesters: change your Twitter location to Tehran, time to +3:30 GMT. (via @dandean)
  17. @floralbikini Thanks, I'll give it a try!
  18. Anyone know of a good time tracking app for the iPhone?
  19. @dandean Aha! That explains why I have to click fifty prompts everytime I try to do something. Thanks for clarifying.
  20. Re-learning Windows: Windows Defender keeps asking me to check for updates. But when I do, it can't find any. Nice.