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Recently played: Calexico -> Chavez -> Tom Petty -> The Game. iTunes is totally fucking with me.

_kris I need a brain that is a lot less stupid. Help?
_kris I wish I had some rap snacks.
_kris Do you think my health insurance will cover eyeball reduction surgery?
_kris You know what? I think I would like to have fun, fun, fun, at the number one place for fun.
_kris Hey guys! What's your favorite venomous, egg-laying, otter-footed mammal? Mine's the Platypus.
_kris Thanks for asking, Twitter. I'm drinking root beer. It's a delicious delicacy.
_kris Just got assigned Austria in the Euro 2008 office pool. Austria is by far the worst team in the cup. Sweet.
_kris Got the new Spiritualized album on repeat. And repeat.
_kris My "buddy" the busker is back, he's been singing "Karma Police" outside my building for two hours now. Homefry needs to learn new songs.
_kris Sweating out the poison.
_kris GOD!!!! I REALLY LIKE COFFEE!!!! .... zzz... WHAT?!!
_kris I'm having, like OMG, the best time EVER!!! LOLZ.
_kris Decadent in the matter of neckties.
_kris Thinking about maybe starting to say 'hella' more often. Thoughts?
_kris Still incredibly hungover. Still...
_kris I'm now part of "Team Fun" at work. So... you know... that's pretty... uhm, fun. And stuff.
_kris Great day for a run down to Golden Gardens!
_kris Breakfast two days in a row. I almost feel like an adult.
_kris Costa Rica is hotter than shit!