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_kolar

  1. Is it rude to drink from the hot sauce bottle, then put it back in the fridge?
  2. @elcccc ate too much play-doh
  3. How does BP support US Olympic athletes but they're a British fuel company. Guess America really is the best.
  4. Hop in that thing, merk all, swerve off
  5. WHOOOP
  6. Ah fuck it imma just add a few inches to the truck
  7. Whenever I get money I always want to spend it on the most sick stupidest thing. Motorcycle license and scuba certification?
  8. Paid.
  9. @CorbinnBrownn cheap means they ain't pure
  10. I fucking hate northern Virginia and you fucking idiots that can't drive. Go back to your third world countries, dirtbags.
  11. No work, work out.
  12. Think I've figured out what I want to do after school. CCT.
  13. Just saw Chuck Liddell walking down the street. Fucking intimidating
  14. Forgot I got up at 6 this morning
  15. 50pts for hittin the bitch in the crosswalk
  16. Don't really care how much gas is. I'm always gonna floor it on that 234 straight away
  17. And there's gonna be Hell, when you hear mother freedom start ringing her bell
  18. Feeling like Kanye
  19. Spray the driver side window when the Lincoln park
  20. Back on the clock