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_keith_smith_

  1. @Entorien @DaiseeC @rcrawshaw If we had spoken across the table then you would not have been included. about 15 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Entorien
  2. @Entorien @DaiseeC no one is going to hit you, but I reserve the right to scream. 3:39 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Entorien
  3. @DaiseeC @nicholsonj Oh I *so* want there to be a Bring Your Dirigible To Work Day 3:23 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to DaiseeC
  4. @Lladnaar hang on... do you even own a watch? 2:57 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Lladnaar
  5. My company has a BYOD programme. Time to say goodbye to my Blackberry. #woot 11:43 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. "What do I do now dad?!" (that's a one way street he is sideways in) twitter.com/_keith_smith_/… 10:10 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. @Entorien You are at the good end of the line - you will get a seat. 3:18 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Entorien
  8. @Entorien Really. I quite sure it is because the overcrowding is a known problem. 3:15 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Entorien
  9. @Entorien you can't book seats on South West Trains 3:11 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Entorien
  10. @Entorien Technically I pay for a ticket, but at that price I expect a seat. Although I'd accept a rebate if a seat is unavailable. 1:56 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to Entorien
  11. @JosCreese Although, a ships Captain normally has a Navigator... 12:43 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to JosCreese
  12. Dear @SW_Trains I pay a lot of money for my peak time seat on a train, can you please confirm when I can expect to actually sit in one? 12:20 AM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. @CraigEblett A slave to? No. It's an effective, cheap, formal, comms tool. Without it: more meetings, paper, calls and a lot less responsive 1:52 AM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to CraigEblett
  14. @MikeLevel Indeed. But listed as colours, types, regions, etc. I might be in a good mood for some reason - couldn't possibly say why ;-) 10:58 AM May 19th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to MikeLevel
  15. A wine list that needs a contents page at the front! A good start to the afternoon. 4:46 AM May 19th via Tweetbot for iOS
  16. @CraigEblett No internal email? Many normal activities would become very expensive, some impossible. Where did that come from? 1:05 AM May 18th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to CraigEblett
  17. Q: What's the one thing Blackberry's are supposed to be good at? A: Email. Q: What's the attachment I can't open? A: An email .msg #fail 12:01 AM May 15th via Tweetbot for iOS
  18. Since when has it been OK to spout abuse at one of your readers? twitter.com/gilescoren/sta… twitter.com/_keith_smith_/… 4:34 PM May 12th via Tweetbot for iOS