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  1. Halfway through CMV's Palimpsest. Love love love. Especially November, the bee-keeper, and Ludovico, the book-binder.
  2. Kids are delightful but while I may have once assumed bearing my own was an inevitability I've since become convinced that they're not 4 me
  3. The adults in my fam no longer exchange xmas gifts. Last year I wrote quotes & jokes about xmas in cards. This year I think I'll do facts.
  4. @stephenfry will be book-signing in New York and I CANNOT GO! Mother hurt her back, so I'll be sticking close to home. Sadness.
  5. @Shyguy8413 Haha yeah. I was struggling financially 4 a while & confused as fuck that I was gaining weight when I could hardly afford to eat
  6. @Shyguy8413 A c-section. not that I /had/ a c-section, but it's a close approximation considering I had a 12lbs cyst in my stomach.
  7. RT @Syfy: First look at Marvel's amazing $1 billion superhero theme park - http://bit.ly/5n2eNS
  8. According to what Mom told me about what was on The Dr. Oz Show last night, I'll never have a flat stomach again because of my surgery.
  9. @Shyguy8413 Yes. I have no data 2 support that, but if Baldy gets 3 more shots then S owes me $10 which I feel will improve our relationship
  10. Instead of being upset, I thought, "I want their job."
  11. We hired these guys to help us better employee relations within our company. They're currently taking shots at a trashcan w/ wads of paper.
  12. I feel twice as betrayed when legal documents contain misspellings.
  13. S: Weight loss competition starts after the hols. K: Can't we start now? F: Wanna look pretty for Mike? K: Huh? F: Kinda look giddy to hike.
  14. Holy shit! It's Thursday? For some reason I thought it was Wednesday. Am I missing days or is working here really THAT monotonous?
  15. K: *writing* I <3 Michael Foley. Kevin Foley. Mr. Kevin Bullock-Foley. / F: Whatchya doin? / K: Nothing! <---(surnames altered for privacy)
  16. L: Things are kinda quiet w/o Mike around. Don't you think so, Kevin? / K: I have a girlfriend! / L: Umm... ok? / K: I mean, quiet is nice.
  17. S: Decided 2 pick u 4 Yankee-Swap & get u the Twilight books / F: Keep in mind that I know where u live & ur kids trust me enuff 2 let me in
  18. Mom found out about the M & K saga. Got a big kick out of it & asked me to keep her updated.
  19. K swiped a pen from M's desk. Recalling the luscious lips that once enveloped it, he bestows the pen a tender kiss & tongues the chew marks.
  20. K: Ur wrists r tied 2 the chair&I'm touchin--&then fax ur W9 w the packet ok? Bye *hangs up* B: Whatchya doin? K: Just y'know--Can I help u?