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_jdpage

Just used my WCPL library card for the first time in over a year, and found that a sibling had used it and incurred $15 in late fees. 2:36 PM May 29th via Twitter for Android
Went to work, realized I'd forgotten to bring my headphones. Then I remembered that I hadn't brought them because I left them at work. :D 6:04 AM May 29th via Twitter for Android
Dear person next to me at the bus stop: you're going to be deaf before you hit 30. 2:11 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android
@Volatar another option is to do comparisons as constant == variable. That way if you use = it will error. It just looks dumb instead. 2:09 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to Volatar
@Volatar have you got the -Wall -Werror -Wextra flags set on your compiler? On some compilers that will make them check for that mistake. 2:07 PM May 25th via Twitter for Android in reply to Volatar
OMG, sodium! twitter.com/_jdpage/status… 3:24 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android
Just spent the afternoon reimplementing a 124-line C program as a 45-line Haskell program. I'm not sure if I should feel productive or not. 9:28 PM May 23rd via web
Hey guys, minesweeper on hard is the best game for Windows, amirite? 3:27 PM May 18th via Twitter for Android
@bearjcc muahaha. That's what you think. 9:39 PM May 10th via web in reply to bearjcc
@sdub1985 spoilers: pintsize and hanners end up together, dora and steve, and marten comes out to liking Lady Gaga. :P 8:04 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android in reply to sdub1985
@SamuelPage000 "extraneous diction aside" is a gem, the best phrase I've heard all day. You win, good sir. 5:13 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android in reply to SamuelPage000
@SamuelPage000 *genuinely. "u" omitted inadvertently. 3:38 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android in reply to SamuelPage000
@SamuelPage000 Why so brief? Minimalism leaves comprehension challenging. Verbose remarks please one intellectually if formed correctly. 3:31 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android in reply to SamuelPage000
@SamuelPage000 mere initial descent conveys braininess, almost! Total reduction lexically invokes geninely entertaining arrangements. 2:59 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android in reply to SamuelPage000
Yes, witty remarks regarding prose made lexically descending court cerebral abstraction. What of it? 2:53 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android
@SamuelPage000 vexingly, sullied second part eviscerates effect. Time taken revising might left inadequate brainpower; advise? 2:46 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android
@SamuelPage000 Provide, please, pithy epigrams dissipating diffeq angst. Worded, preferably, so initials descend alphabetically. 2:37 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android
@teawithhippies two finals left! I return Wed evening & have the rest of the week off, so I can go pester you and @SamuelPage000 at work. 2:22 PM May 6th via Twitter for Android in reply to teawithhippies
@teawithhippies also, computer science majors. I can't wear my fedora anymore because it's too mainstream. 10:41 AM May 6th via Twitter for iPad in reply to teawithhippies
@sdub1985 I have been wearing a lot of dark shirts lately. 3:05 PM May 3rd via Twitter for iPad in reply to sdub1985