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BronanBarbarian Lifting weights won't make the average woman bulky (pic) strongerfitness.tumblr.com/post/242166409… about 8 hours ago via web Retweeted by _jared and 1 other
@jaykreps I bet @pharkmillups would trade all of our leveldb knowledge for you doing an bashotalk with us. 3:45 PM May 31st via Twitter for Mac in reply to jaykreps
@kenji_rikitake current build status, packages/riak-1.1.2-73f72e2b-FreeBSD-amd64.tbz 11:55 AM May 31st via Twitter for Mac
basho Huge congrats to friends (and Riak users) @clipboard on their public launch today! Go sign up for this: blog.clipboard.com/2012/05/31/0-G… 8:27 AM May 31st via web Retweeted by _jared and 7 others
argv0 I wonder when restaurants in SF will offer to pre-instagram your food before it even hits the table 1:23 PM May 30th via TweetDeck Retweeted by _jared and 176 others
@rzezeski agreed @pharkmillups hustle is contagious 10:35 AM May 30th via Twitter for Mac in reply to rzezeski
Sometimes I'm amazed by the amount of hustle the entire @basho crew puts out. This is one of those times. 10:32 AM May 30th via Twitter for Mac
@justinsheehy @dysinger @lusis I do find that having military related tattoos all over my arm helps the entire process go smoothly. 10:30 AM May 30th via Twitter for Mac in reply to justinsheehy
@justinsheehy @dysinger @lusis I opt-out with my family too, and sometimes others behind me follow suit. I don't do it for the radiation. 10:18 AM May 30th via Twitter for Mac in reply to justinsheehy
Nice for when you are using gmail in browser prsm.tc/zFlGse via @prismatic 9:15 AM May 30th via Get Prismatic
@roidrage congrats on the release! 7:58 AM May 30th via Twitter for Mac in reply to roidrage
@BronanBarbarian @feastingfc I might have a list of places for you to try, and some "moves" to ask for. AP 4:13 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to BronanBarbarian
That moment when you suddenly grok something and then feel ashamed about how stupid you are for not getting before. 2:19 PM May 29th via Twitter for Mac
@roidrage woot, congrats! 7:51 AM May 29th via Twitter for Mac in reply to roidrage
@postwait if you are ever in colorado, make the trip up to fort collins, and I can take you on the New Belgium tour. 3:20 PM May 28th via Twitter for Mac in reply to postwait
@lusis 2nd place strongman medal from yesterday. Novice division, so don't think I'm too cool. 9:46 PM May 27th via Twitter for Mac in reply to lusis
This guy looks a tad bit crazy twitter.com/_jared/status/… 9:39 PM May 27th via web
shanley markdown doesn't solve any of the problems at all. 4:49 PM May 27th via web Retweeted by _jared and 1 other
@jshoffstall he looks super stoked 8:32 PM May 26th via Twitter for Mac in reply to jshoffstall
Body coming down from its adrenaline high, feels like I got hit by a bus. 7:49 PM May 26th via Twitter for Mac