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  1. Behold, I teach you the Übertweetist. The Übertweetist is the meaning of the internets.6:04 PM Aug 7th from web
  2. @kolchak I disagree with you.I think it's all fun and games until somebody DOES NOT get their period.6:00 PM Aug 7th from web in reply to kolchak
  3. Bill Gates would be a broader guy if he had dropped acid once.4:17 PM Aug 7th from Twitter Tees
  4. I would have known Twitter was down, but no one tweeted me about it.7:08 PM Aug 6th from web
  5. People. It's not IQ test unless it's standardized (there are 2). It's not a Myers-Briggs test unless it's a Myers-Briggs test. Face || Desk.6:30 PM Jul 24th from web
  6. Astrology should be renamed to Astrological Mythology.8:08 PM Jul 23rd from web
  7. Twitzophrenia: Disillusionment or paranoid with the idea that tweeters are literally following you. See also: Twitzophrenic; Twitzoid.8:24 PM Jul 22nd from web
  8. You had me at "Slap all your troubles away with the Slap Chop".11:32 PM Jul 21st from web
  9. Turkey hot dogs do not deserve the title "hot dog" or "frank". They should be called Turkey wieners. Because wiener sounds gross.4:27 PM Jul 21st from web
  10. @DarkwaterKate Seems sophomoric, but who am I to judge. :)2:09 PM Jul 21st from web in reply to DarkwaterKate
  11. @ltackett Teaching people about twitter? Seriously? There is a market for that?7:55 PM Jul 20th from web in reply to ltackett
  12. Why are your clothes invisible?5:25 PM Jul 20th from web
  13. There's a reason it's called spam.5:16 PM Jul 20th from web
  14. You are literally too stupid to insult.5:14 PM Jul 20th from web
  15. New Firebug... looks a little too much like IE inspector :/8:26 PM Jul 19th from web
  16. @andyhite Because you didn't drink enough, Andy!2:26 PM Jul 18th from web in reply to andyhite
  17. I @ you.11:35 PM Jul 17th from web
  18. @noallegiances lol!12:50 PM Jul 17th from web in reply to noallegiances
  19. Nobody ever @'s me anymore.10:47 AM Jul 17th from web
  20. Just Tweet it.12:41 AM Jul 17th from web