Get short, timely messages from Jesse.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @_helloimjesse.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow _helloimjesse to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Country Code For customers of
Australia
  • 0198089488 Telstra
Canada
  • 21212 (any)
United Kingdom
  • 86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia
  • 89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland
  • 51210 O2
India
  • 53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan
  • 90903 Zain
New Zealand
  • 8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States
  • 40404 (any)

_helloimjesse

  1. #MadeWithPaper (fiftythree.com) twitter.com/_helloimjesse/… about 3 hours ago via Paper by FiftyThree on iOS
  2. @SimplisticMan Ace Hotel! Love that place 10:57 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SimplisticMan
  3. Praying I don't wake up hung over. And hoping I'm on time to work. Wish me luck ladies 12:44 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone
  4. @SimplisticMan zedis lapedis?!?!? 12:00 AM May 25th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to SimplisticMan
  5. @aaronhoff ewwww. Hot pockets? 11:24 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to aaronhoff
  6. You're a guy? wearing Coach print shoes? Bye. 11:23 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  7. @benutty not even a lil 8:11 PM May 24th via Echofon in reply to benutty
  8. I always wondered what kind of people watched all these singing competition shows on tv. Then I joined twitter and found out. 8:08 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  9. @alexandrobam you son of a bitch. Also I'm home 7:35 PM May 24th via Echofon in reply to alexandrobam
  10. @benutty @alexandrobam he forgot to mention that fantasia barino taught him basic math 7:33 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to benutty
  11. Ugh. My dumps (like a truck) fell asleep sitting in traffic. 7:29 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @alexandrobam @benutty aint nobody got time for that 8:48 PM May 23rd via Echofon in reply to alexandrobam
  13. @benutty @alexandrobam your turn to come visit us in LA 8:36 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to benutty
  14. @Mysteriousbat you're the poster child of daddy issues 7:53 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Mysteriousbat
  15. Can I have daddy issues AND be down to earth? 7:44 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  16. I have a pet baby goat and drive a piano. I'm a hipster. 7:21 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  17. I am looking for someone cutie and fun 7:04 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  18. A Stella and a Vicodin would be perfect right now 5:03 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  19. I cut my foot on the way in and now my shoe is filling up with blood 1:56 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  20. @alexandrobam lol. I see you listened to it 1:52 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to alexandrobam
  • Name Jesse
  • Location LA by way of IE (daily)
  • Web http://hopeless-c...
  • Bio Graphic designer, Disneyphile, coffee enthusiast, concert goer, snuggie wearer, and father to 3 mini schnauzers
79 Following 29 Followers 1 Listed
Pejman furrylilfucker Ryan Lohan-Hilton Jesus Plaza Doctor Rosen Rosen Elizabeth Laime Ricardo Garcia dave holmes echofon Alex Goldschmidt brett quinto VargasJ gabe liedman Scott Aukerman nick kroll Joshua Sacavage Gwen Stefani Adrian Young Tony Kanal Tom Dumont Marcus Zachary Osborne Stevie Anthony nick ♡ A L E X I S ♡ Chelsea Peretti Stryker Michael Yerxa Mike Hazard OH NO THEY DIDN'T max greenfield Chris Hardwick Rachel C B rob delaney Aj Wilkinson™