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_heathie_

Only bad thing about hog roast fiesta: I'll be missing Eurovision. Bet you boots I'll be watching it tomorrow night. Moldova FTW!!! about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
Today I'm attending a wedding celebration touted as "Hog Roast and Dancing". Definitely my kind of party. #crackling about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
I think the woman who waxed my legs today was punishing me for something. 11:13 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone
@BKhart82 You get TWO EXTRA BEERS because your journey has been rough. Them's the rules in the Royal Borough! 11:12 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BKhart82
@BKhart82 No worries - you're worth the wait. Awww!!!!! 10:43 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BKhart82
@BKhart82 Love it. I'll meet you at the station! Xx 2:44 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BKhart82
@BKhart82 Decisions are pants. How about either Richmond OR you show me your face places in Hammersmith? Ain't that your old home? 2:31 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BKhart82
@BKhart82 Want to meet near where you're staying or in my neck 'o the woods (Richmond) or elsewhere? I'm rubbish at decisions!! 10:41 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BKhart82
@BKhart82 Want to meet for dinner, or just booze? 7:36 AM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
If I were smart, I would be making plans for my trip to the States so I get to see everyone. Hope the Travel Fairy's doing that shit for me. 12:55 PM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
@BKhart82 Tomorrow night or Thursday night? I'm down for either, and I'll even wear make-up. And a bra. 11:16 AM May 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
pocahontasshole Tattoo of Leviticus 18:22 forbidding homosexuality: £200. Not knowing that Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos: Priceless. twitter.com/pocahontasshol… 9:08 AM May 22nd via web Retweeted by _heathie_ and 22180 others
It's been a very odd month, everyone. 2:55 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone
@Cranky_Laura xxxxxxxx and love. 2:54 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Cranky_Laura
@hellogcp Damned good times. 5:41 AM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to hellogcp
Just got accused of using a fake ID to buy a bottle of wine. It was my own real ID. Had to show credit cards as backup. The hell? 5:34 AM May 18th via Twitter for iPhone
Also, #Avengers was wicked fun. Quality flick, can't wait to see it again... IMAX. 2:43 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
Hawkeye's collapsible bow is the SHIT. I almost peed my pants when he whipped it out. Holy crap. #Avengers 2:42 PM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
@BKhart82 Ohmigod - you're in France. If u go in a grocery store, can u please look for herbes de Provence flavour bouillon cubes for me???? 10:00 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone
@KaiseratCB Bottle your own weird liquor at Bentalls in London. How apropos. twitter.com/_heathie_/stat… 9:40 AM May 17th via Twitter for iPhone