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@religionbites oh no!! That sucks! I hope you are better today. about 9 hours ago via Twittelator in reply to religionbites
@katcrazee thanks...I had to wait a long time. :) about 9 hours ago via Twittelator in reply to katcrazee
I am so in love with this little face. Bella "Belarus of the Ninja Spy Cats instagr.am/p/LEScZ9nn4k/ 3:52 PM May 25th via Instagram
Can I has snack? 2:26 PM May 25th via Twittelator
There's nothing like a cheesy season finale to bring out the crusty bitch in me. 6:21 PM May 23rd via Twittelator
Fantasia...a cat suit? Really? Did you look in the mirror? Green Peace wants to charge a buck a look. 6:14 PM May 23rd via Twittelator
I'm so stabby, I wish a Jehovah would knock on my door right now! 6:05 PM May 23rd via Twittelator
My little people insisted on going onto old City Hall instagr.am/p/K_H1Jznn3W/ 3:42 PM May 23rd via Instagram
@TheRealNaVe they get hiccups a lot!! They are practicing drinking right now. She is gulping amniotic fluid these days 3:38 PM May 23rd via Twittelator
@MajorBedhead score! 3:32 PM May 23rd via Twittelator
Allergy testing instagr.am/p/K-Wt3GHnyJ/ 8:32 AM May 23rd via Instagram
Gluten morning all! 5:26 AM May 23rd via Twittelator
@diverbh good ole hotel kittehs...make me smile. 5:25 AM May 23rd via Twittelator
I am tired of hearing fireworks go off...why don't ya just go blow your fucking self up!! 6:41 PM May 22nd via Twittelator
@ieatmykidzsnack that's if you don't eat the sammies first. 6:40 PM May 22nd via Twittelator
@DrunkSlut that's me..life in the big office. Some cock knocker is always cranking you out. 6:39 PM May 22nd via Twittelator in reply to DrunkSlut
I am so ready for this long drawn out work day to be over. 1:22 PM May 22nd via Twittelator
@DrunkSlut so far, so good. Only a few crazies at work. 9:03 AM May 22nd via Twittelator in reply to DrunkSlut
@quicksilv3r glad to hear things are going well!! :) 9:03 AM May 22nd via Twittelator in reply to quicksilv3r
@quicksilv3r my weekend was ok...sick cat, pinched nerve in my back...but other than that..it was still good. 6:55 AM May 22nd via Twittelator in reply to quicksilv3r

Name Zippy's Girl
Location in a van down by the river
Web http://nopantaloo...
Bio I have a borderline personality..I border on snark, sarcasm and bitchiness.. My partner in crime is @travelzippy