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  1. Thinking that the weirdo-pedophile >national hero >weirdo-pedophile graph will be a long baseline with an instantaneous spike in the middle.
  2. New Idea: News reader that auto-filters out MJ stories.
  3. How quickly one goes from weirdo pedophile to national hero.
  4. for the procession, if they put MJ in the back of the Ford Bronco w/OJ at the wheel, would the Internet explode? (via @DavidMarkowitz)
  5. Let's mourn Michael Jackson while being subconsciously reminded to buy office supplies. (via @someecards)
  6. Did Michael Jackson have Colonial Penn life insurance? Because funerals these days can cost over $6,000. (via @SaucyIntruder)
  7. CNN: "Jackson's body taken to Staples Center." That's a hell of a return policy for Staples.
  8. Man, McNamara's just not getting the dead-love like MJ, etc.
  9. RT @SaucyIntruder: Conservatives want to bomb Iran. Liberals don't. So the sensible centrist position is to ask other countries to bomb Iran
  10. The Robert McNamara legacy I didn't know about. http://bit.ly/hUhA7 (via @ezraklein)
  11. @HereIsMyHandle I did, I did. But on the other hand, I put him there twenty years ago.
  12. @kiala Bummer, I wish he/she/it would follow me so that I could block as well.
  13. Finally! A Death that I can obsess over! #mcnamara
  14. BTW - Really good documentary about McNamara and friends is "The Fog of War". Watch it or I'll invade you.
  15. @brettmor Don't bet on that one.
  16. Donald Rumsfeld now officially worst secretary of defense still alive (via @attackerman)
  17. Obama looks into eyes of Medvedev, sees soul in full flight wearing nothing but Aeroflot hand towel. (via @Roland_Hedley)
  18. It's Vietnam week!
  19. RT @minipundit "Am I a generational sellout for wanting Jerry Brown to kick the crap out of Gavin Newsom?" (via @ezraklein)
  20. Not entirely sure, but from the sound of it, the British are invading again. Oh bother.