_ElizabethMay
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@ If I saw him in real life, I think my first instinct would be to turn and run in the other direction.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to JArmintrout
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@ I know, right? I've been saying so all season. Every scene he's in is just terrifyingly real.
about 6 hours ago
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in reply to JArmintrout
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@ Perhaps she has seen this:
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to VeronikahVee
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Boy, when my mom finally gets to read my book, she's going to be pretty damn surprised if she's expecting a vampire romance.
about 7 hours ago
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She's all, "Oh! I was telling someone about your book . . . it's a vampire romance, right? They're very excited to read it."
about 7 hours ago
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It's like he doesn't know what book I'm writing. My Mom is like that. I retell her what it is I'm writing whenever we're on the phone.
about 7 hours ago
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Mr. May, on how to increase the sexual tension in my book: "I know! Have your heroine fall in love with a policeman." Me: O__O "What?"
about 7 hours ago
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@ Bring in a sheep and it will do the job for you. :D
about 7 hours ago
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in reply to GillianRedfearn
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@ ...this fly has below average intelligence. For a fly.
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to amyunbounded
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@ ...they should be re-attracted to the window light and leave. It's worked with every other fly except this one. So obviously..
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to amyunbounded
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@ I have this whole thing set up! All of the curtains are closed except for a wee open window bit, so if they come inside...
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to amyunbounded
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@ Once read book with mad scientist who bred a superintelligent fly that could, unaided, fly through open part of window.
about 10 hours ago
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in reply to _ElizabethMay
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I can't be arsed to roll up a newspaper and try to hunt it down. I move pretty slowly these days.
about 10 hours ago
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There is a fly in my flat that I believe is actively ignoring the open window because it likes it in here.
about 10 hours ago
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@ @ I remember that from that book! It was all, "Yah he made a silly comment. It's because he's gay, didn't you know?"
6:07 PM May 26th
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in reply to _KatKennedy
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So. Hmm. I haven't seen daytime at all this week. D:
5:09 PM May 26th
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@ Thank you for sending me that! A lovely entry to read.
4:18 PM May 26th
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in reply to PARAFANTASY
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@ Hey, when do you go on holiday? I should have revisions done by next Wednesday.
3:46 PM May 25th
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in reply to GillianRedfearn
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@ @ GASP. Dissenter!
3:45 PM May 25th
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in reply to sharpegirl
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@ I can't speak for anyone else in Scotland, but I've never heard it. I'm not sure it is.
3:44 PM May 25th
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in reply to SmartBitches
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- Name Elizabeth May
- Location Scotland, UK
- Web http://www.elizab...
- Bio Commercial photographer. Fantasy writer. Author of the YA novel THE FALCONER (2013). Repped by Russell Galen of SGGLit. http://elizabethmaywrites.com
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