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_ElizabethMay

  1. @JArmintrout If I saw him in real life, I think my first instinct would be to turn and run in the other direction.
  2. @JArmintrout I know, right? I've been saying so all season. Every scene he's in is just terrifyingly real.
  3. @VeronikahVee Perhaps she has seen this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baobhan_s…
  4. Boy, when my mom finally gets to read my book, she's going to be pretty damn surprised if she's expecting a vampire romance.
  5. She's all, "Oh! I was telling someone about your book . . . it's a vampire romance, right? They're very excited to read it."
  6. It's like he doesn't know what book I'm writing. My Mom is like that. I retell her what it is I'm writing whenever we're on the phone.
  7. Mr. May, on how to increase the sexual tension in my book: "I know! Have your heroine fall in love with a policeman." Me: O__O "What?"
  8. @GillianRedfearn Bring in a sheep and it will do the job for you. :D
  9. @amyunbounded ...this fly has below average intelligence. For a fly.
  10. @amyunbounded ...they should be re-attracted to the window light and leave. It's worked with every other fly except this one. So obviously..
  11. @amyunbounded I have this whole thing set up! All of the curtains are closed except for a wee open window bit, so if they come inside...
  12. I can't be arsed to roll up a newspaper and try to hunt it down. I move pretty slowly these days. #amstillediting
  13. There is a fly in my flat that I believe is actively ignoring the open window because it likes it in here.
  14. @_KatKennedy @sharpegirl I remember that from that book! It was all, "Yah he made a silly comment. It's because he's gay, didn't you know?"
  15. So. Hmm. I haven't seen daytime at all this week. D:
  16. @PARAFANTASY Thank you for sending me that! A lovely entry to read.
  17. @GillianRedfearn Hey, when do you go on holiday? I should have revisions done by next Wednesday.
  18. @sharpegirl @rklipman GASP. Dissenter!
  19. @SmartBitches I can't speak for anyone else in Scotland, but I've never heard it. I'm not sure it is.