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_Desperado

  1. Come and visit The Wired Muse, booth #78 here @ Tulsa #Mayfest. Mention @Twitter and get 10% off! #TulsaMayfest
  2. Come visit me and The Wired Muse @ Tulsa's Mayfest in downtown Tulsa! Booth 78. FUN! 10% off all jewelry mention Twitter! #MayFest
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  4. Thanks for your response Marvin @Teleflora but Justin already hooked me through FB. I can say ya'lls customer service is right on! Thanks!
  5. Not happy with @Teleflora Mom got flowers, un-arranged, cheap vase. Over priced. Thanks for nothing!
  6. Dude @CeeLoGreen You need to get one of your big voice girls to do a baby Jean Joyce Kennedy tune. Whats holding you back?
  7. Dang! If any of these celebrities brought a check to a Charity that I was head of...I'd have to say no thanks, we're good. #TheApprentice
  8. Happy happy mofo! @BryanOulton :)
  9. Why u type your name backasswards @Holt_Cindy?
  10. Finally my nitty ways are paying off at super aggro tables. Throw me 'dem chips bitches...#poker
  11. RT @TexDolly It's widely known that @kimshannon 's nickname is "Smokehouse Kim" because anyone can hang their meat there. #LeaveThatHoe
  12. I'm not disenfranchised...I just fucking give up. No vote from me for anyone. Not that it matters. :\
  13. 'Sup bitches! RT @mayhemstudios RT @KevinsBBQJoints: Last day to enter @porkbarrelbbq #BBQ #Giveaway bit.ly/AESajt
  14. Times R hard. This year alone I've been asked by 4 former lovers for money...which only proves having a vagina is money in the bank.
  15. Bear Grylls approves! imgur.com/2fFgG via @imgur
  16. The Sandwich Creed! imgur.com/FRlgy via @imgur
  17. imgur.com/37FrD via @imgur
  18. Think you're in the 99%? I say nay, nay Chumly! news.yahoo.com/attention-prot… #OccupyWallStreet
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  20. screw this, I'm eating the candy