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  1. They asked how to get to her house, and she rolled her eyes and said… "Duh, big red truck!" #red 20 minutes ago from web
  2. There was a blonde whose house was on fire. She called the firedepartment and asked them to come put it out. continues...#red 21 minutes ago from web
  3. Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick? A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole."(helping turn twitter #red 2day) 34 minutes ago from web
  4. Oooh, it's getting all Christmaseeee - Away in a Manger http://tiny.cc/iPdpD about 1 hour ago from web
  5. Ye What ?: Theatre of Witness @ Queens.: Brian Friel Theatre (Queen s University Belfast) 4th Decemb.. http://short.ie/nwvv5r about 10 hours ago from twitterfeed
  6. James Walker on The Writers' Toolkit [Writers' Networking Conference] http://tiny.cc/re9CY LeftLion.co.uk about 11 hours ago from web
  7. RT @TelegraphNews Bookseller of Peckham beats Aravind Adiga to novel award - Telegraph http://bit.ly/8ikvbW about 14 hours ago from TweetMeme
  8. Glad to get a few emails posted which should've been posted last week :-) about 14 hours ago from web
  9. RT @litdrift: A guide to interesting Twitter fiction/Twitterature/Twiction/whatever projects. http://su.pr/31oLYE about 15 hours ago from web
  10. Ye What ?: Telling secrets: It's not often that I'm nearly in tears at the end of an event at a theat.. http://short.ie/ygcnns about 22 hours ago from twitterfeed
  11. RT @senseilp: Lots of people getting an IQ test DM via genuine friends. Delete and DO NOT click link. Might also be worth changing Twit ... 3:02 AM Nov 30th from web
  12. @stepbar I wonder how the Wee Man from Strabane pronounces 'eggs-sex-you -tive' :-) 2:23 AM Nov 30th from web in reply to stepbar
  13. RT @ironbed: check out my new website.......pls? http://www.4provinces4rt.com/ 2:13 AM Nov 30th from web
  14. Hey, writers,poets, bloggers from N.I.[#tweetni] join me in WritersShebeen, a Tweetworks group. http://is.gd/57D4E 2:08 AM Nov 30th from Tweetworks
  15. Ye What ?: It's nearly that time of the year...: Thanks for the email Carol :-) http://short.ie/ow46pj 1:25 PM Nov 29th from twitterfeed
  16. @eddieishere No idea, but I like the Ullswater Lake photo :-) 11:44 AM Nov 29th from web in reply to eddieishere
  17. I'm trying to fix my next #TweetCloud so my top three words are ' For Fucks Sake' 11:22 AM Nov 29th from web
  18. I just generated my #TweetCloud out of a year of my tweets. Top three words: link, photo, writing - http://w33.us/1wcv 11:12 AM Nov 29th from Tweet Cloud
  19. @deanhunt It's not a wordpress plug in but have you tried http://www.networkedblogs.com for facebook ? 4:37 AM Nov 29th from web in reply to deanhunt
  20. Ye What ?: No Purchase Required!: Today is Buy Nothing Day, the day we're challenged to switch off fr.. http://short.ie/nqqptc 5:25 AM Nov 28th from twitterfeed