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_chrisjones_

  1. @Pattern_Seeker @brianconey OOF! That one stings.
  2. @Pattern_Seeker @brianconey I'll go and stand in the corner.
  3. @brianconey Haha, I had no idea he was from there! Blimmin' hell, good knowledge man.
  4. @jameshendicott Yeah sorry, I'm pretty much out of commission from 9-5 these days. I can read emails on my phone but can't do anything.
  5. Lolz: The Sunshine Underground (remember them?) described in a PR email as "Shropshire's biggest export". No apparent irony.
  6. @gingermarauder Yeah, horrible to watch.
  7. @jameshendicott Saw an email from you when I was in work earlier, I'll check properly shortly. Thanks!
  8. That #panorama footage... Scary stuff.
  9. @Ofyles2 Thanks for that!
  10. Abuja, boom. Might have gone for Almaty though, which isn't the Kazakh capital any more. #pointless
  11. @brianconey Listening to the whole album now. Reminds me of France - I was there when it came out. Nine years ago!
  12. @brianconey DAT BASS
  13. @brianconey Yeah! Sleep And Release rules.
  14. @alt_J Hope you enjoyed Belfast, chaps. I did.
  15. @oohlalalice I KNOW! I'd be happy to look that good at 61.
  16. Fuck me, Shatner is 81?! Looking good for it. bit.ly/bIBKYa #hignfy
  17. @LeilerMarch Haha. Saw him I'm Bfast! I don't know, I was watching Soccer Aid - saw tweets about it. Can't really imagine him turning up.
  18. @Adam0_o Yeah, send me three of your best if that's cool.
  19. Joey Barton is being even more of an odious prick than normal this evening.
  20. Kirsty, you're fired. #socceraid