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@ the great thing lists is ppl can tell who the chumps are gaming the Twitter system. 11k followers, 25 lists? You're fired.
9:24 PM Dec 16th
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A real CEO runs the business. Me? I just sit back and blame everything on our CFO. Fucking bean counter.
9:18 PM Dec 16th
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Ever fell like you might be falling for a scam on twitter? It's easy to figure out the real scammers.. they all have websites from like 1999
9:17 PM Dec 16th
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@ your mom was late for work today. Next time she's late, I'm not leaving the money in the envelope in the bathroom - got it?
9:11 PM Dec 16th
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Screw this Chirstmas shit. It's just an excuse for lackies to get laid at the company xmas party I pay for, and take time off on my dime.
9:08 PM Dec 16th
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RT @: Elf chicks are four apples high. There's no amount of alcohol that makes four-apples-high hot.
8:27 AM Nov 21st
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@ oh look another by-product of the TN network. How genius...or not. You're mother fucking fired.
8:25 AM Nov 21st
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What?! A new Seesmic for Blackberry? Wait, what's a Seesmic and why does anyone below CEO level have a berry in 1st place?
8:23 AM Nov 21st
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@ You and all your friends need shut the hell up. Go play with your guns, shoot some beer cans and remember the good ol days.
8:20 AM Nov 21st
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@ He's on my payroll now. I felt it was responsible to take him in while you actually take Lloyd "in".
8:19 AM Nov 21st
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Just noticed I'm not on one god damn list. I'm emotionally shattered. Really I am. Hang on while I get that call girl out from under my desk
8:18 AM Nov 21st
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@ It's so fucking good it hurts. Tired of all this bullshit H1N1 non-sense. Ppl calling in sick, SUCK IT UP BITCHES.
8:17 AM Nov 21st
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@ Better than choking on what else I have to offer you.
8:17 AM Nov 21st
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@ you better damn well be. We dont send that crap for nothing.
8:26 PM Sep 4th
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in reply to williger
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@ you follow 6 people and chose me to be one of them? LOL welcome to the office hunny.
8:18 PM Sep 4th
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@ I'm back.
8:14 PM Sep 4th
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in reply to iLovTheRagTrade
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Is this god damn thing on? Or is it every single one of you follower minions are spammers looking to sell me?
8:13 PM Sep 4th
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Best god damn biz tip on the fucking planet: Don't be a minority shareholder. Unless, u want 2 be a minority bitch.
8:12 PM Sep 4th
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God damn I'm back. I'm rested up and ready to roll after my b.s stint in jail over some tax fraud bull. I know you minions missed me.
8:10 PM Sep 4th
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@ Are you done being a therapist this year or do I need to roll up on your clients while you listen to menstrual cycles?
8:09 PM Sep 4th
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- Name _CEO_
- Location The Ivory Tower
- Bio I'm the CEO Behind All The CEO's. I'm the best in biz and call it like I see it. Don't like it? That's too fucking bad, you're fired.
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