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_callmemal

  1. Warning: This is not a happy blog tonight. callmemal.blogspot.com/2012/05/tonigh…
  2. @gabester And @thevespers are at the top, right where they belong. haha! :)
  3. @ddeffenbaugh Good, I'm not losing it. :)
  4. Sadly, typing out a scream is not nearly as cathartic as actually screaming.
  5. @ddeffenbaugh Shouldn't that be wrap, not rap?
  6. @CallieCryar One of Murphy's Laws: A short cut is the longest distance between two points.
  7. @PhoebeCryar @BJones_75 I can't wait to hear it. Yall's lyrics never cease to surprise & amaze me. Some of the most creative people I know.
  8. "My debt is paid, there's nothing that can separate my heart from your great love." I find such comfort in this.
  9. @brighteryellow Of course you're not horrible parents. In fact, I'd think you were crazy if you said no! :)
  10. Twelve days. Twelve days. Twelve days.
  11. These? Are also NOT OKAY. twitter.com/_callmemal/sta…
  12. In what universe is this actually a cute color combination? twitter.com/_callmemal/sta…
  13. @TaylorJones451 That picture looks like a painting. Incredible.
  14. @CallieCryar I wouldn't eat it, just like I wouldn't drink milk 8 days past expired. Dairy past its date is dangerous.
  15. Thankful for all soldiers and veterans and their families this #memorialday. Grateful my internship this summer will let me give back.
  16. Mom and I are going shopping for DC apartment supplies today. This is either a brilliant idea or a moronic one.
  17. RT @TaylorJones451: God is Faithful. -- always. The one thing that never changes!
  18. Woke up today still beating myself up, going to bed with a smile on my face (but still sorta mad at myself). God's timing amazes me.