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_BadALamenti

Honestly this weekend was awesome! The sun burn is totes worth it. #lakeoftheozarks! about 6 hours ago via Twitter for Android
WereJustTeenss Damn right I’m good in bed! I can sleep for days... ;D about 13 hours ago via LaterBro.com Retweeted by _BadALamenti and 530 others
WhattSheWants She wants to learn from her mistakes and move on, instead of keep holding on to something that just keeps on hurting her. 5:13 PM May 27th via TweetDeck Retweeted by _BadALamenti and 385 others
ComedyTruth I can't believe that it's the year 2012 and I still can't download food -_- about 15 hours ago via TweetDeck Retweeted by _BadALamenti and 809 others
StewieComedy What I do on Grand Theft Auto: 10% Legit missions. 90% Fuck shit up, steal cars, and run over people. about 16 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by _BadALamenti and 1070 others
Jenna_MMarbles Those like a boss moment when you drop something but catch it before it hits the ground. about 15 hours ago via web Retweeted by _BadALamenti and 1118 others
SamJines Sleepings for the weak 9:30 PM May 27th via web Retweeted by _BadALamenti
Such a fantastic day! Chillin it up at Party Cove then clubbin. Sooo much fun im gonna miss it when we leave.. 11:56 PM May 27th via Twitter for Android
Party Cove time! 9:43 AM May 27th via txt
Stop asking me questions about my sex life. Legit #awkward #getoutmylife 8:01 PM May 26th via txt
Im not drunk...im completely coherent..but its definitely nap time.. 4:02 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Country isn't even country anymore its like pop with twang at this point... #misstheoldcountry 4:02 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
Lets get this crazy weekend poppin!! 4:01 PM May 26th via Twitter for Android
LifeOfABarbie Life is short so dress expensive. #LifeOfABarbie 9:27 AM May 26th via web Retweeted by _BadALamenti and 296 others
FemaleBook 4 Biggest lies from a guy's mouth : 1). I'm not that type of guy. 2). I won't hurt you. 3). I'm sorry. 4). It will never happen again. 8:51 AM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by _BadALamenti and 697 others
UnluckyBrian Means to write "kk" to black friend on Facebook chat. Adds extra k. 7:48 PM May 25th via web Retweeted by _BadALamenti and 3265 others
UnluckyBrian Finally wins an award, Kanye's there. 8:44 AM May 26th via web Retweeted by _BadALamenti and 12491 others
UnluckyBrian Sets car as profile picture. Killed by Decepticons. 8:42 AM May 26th via web Retweeted by _BadALamenti and 2811 others
@kourtneykmm you too!! 9:39 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android in reply to kourtneykmm
All of those names fit perfectly fine:) 9:39 AM May 26th via Twitter for Android