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温家宝 sucks at his job. about 4 hours ago from web
"trying to stay positive"-thom yorke ha ha ha. an old dog can't learn new tricks. about 15 hours ago from web
@LaurenJBuchman You are living in your dream town. I am living in mine. Cheers to 2010! 10:08 PM Dec 21st from web in reply to LaurenJBuchman
Merry Christmas Twitter! Your enemy has arrived. http://twatter.com/ I can't tell if it is funny or not. 1:19 AM Dec 10th from web
What is the opposite of appreciation? Want. Black Friday is upon us. 11:42 PM Nov 26th from web
Good news- Allen Iverson suffered a career enduring mental condition called "egotism." 6:49 PM Nov 25th from web
Pack pack pack pack pack pack pack pack. 4:10 PM Nov 25th from web
Sarah Palin is not a perfectionist. 1:38 AM Nov 25th from web
@selectiveecho http://bit.ly/19M7uh 2:00 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to selectiveecho
http://tinyurl.com/yacjwv3 Michael Jordan suggests all NBA numbers retire. Zaph dingbat characters coming soon to a NBA Jerseys!!! 8:55 AM Nov 21st from web
Oprah is quitting to become an intern on the late show with David Letterman. She has such a big heart. 9:43 PM Nov 19th from web
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uq0-APCxfqo&feature=related Oh memories. 8:40 PM Nov 17th from web
http://unews.utah.edu/p/?r=111209-1 this is good. 7:40 PM Nov 17th from web
considering possible john stockton tattoo options. 7:40 PM Nov 17th from web
Tweet carefully kids. http://tinyurl.com/yflq3oz ...and don't forget to read. 12:06 PM Nov 15th from web
@brandonmcb Don't fuck with my reality like that. He died years ago. A false resurrection is not ok. 4:36 PM Nov 14th from web in reply to brandonmcb
Neil Degrasse Tyson is cooler than 95% of bands. 4:35 PM Nov 14th from web
Utah "crime reporting" http://tinyurl.com/ykj3x36 7:19 PM Nov 10th from web
@serafinowicz dinner for two. 10:45 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to serafinowicz
@serafinowicz what do you get when you cross a fish with a cat? 10:45 PM Nov 7th from web in reply to serafinowicz

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Name Austin McBride
Location San Francisco, CA
Web http://www.espn.com
Bio So unpopular. Sometimes I just sit home and sulk. However, the sweet crunch and excellent taste leave me filling full of energy to take on the universe.

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