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_alexlane

  1. "I hate when women play hard to get by playing the "I'm married' card."-my brother, ladies and gentlemen. @d instagr.am/p/LHQWMAlgc-/ about 10 hours ago via Instagram
  2. @Lenna1134 after I get back from NY! I was just thinking about that the other day...I think I'm scared hahaha about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Lenna1134
  3. So this happened. @ My Parents' House instagr.am/p/LGfm1nFgcJ/ about 18 hours ago via Instagram
  4. ¡Hola Jimbo! This beer/margarita hybrid (beergarita?) is making this the happiest of @ Bombers Burrito Bar instagr.am/p/LEJzbmlgVH/ 2:38 PM May 25th via Instagram
  5. Relaxation, day 2. #delmar @ My Parents' House instagr.am/p/LD54RQFgc7/ 12:16 PM May 25th via Instagram
  6. @catcameron definitely. However, book clubs require people who read books...I think they're a dying breed. 9:09 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to catcameron
  7. Just poured coffee all over myself, completely missed my mouth. #drinkingproblem 12:54 PM May 21st via HootSuite
  8. @malinandgoetz and Rudy's Barber Shop event at our Larchmont location 😄🍸 instagr.am/p/Kq9vZyFgfe/ 7:52 PM May 15th via Instagram
  9. Woman, how you be so perfect?! @gwenstefani #realtalk #idol #inspiration ❤🎤💋 instagr.am/p/KbA_7iFgeO/ 3:10 PM May 9th via Instagram
  10. IM SO FREAKING HAPPY RIGHT NOW! @ Izbee YOU SHOULD BE HERE!!! (@ Disneyland Park) ow.ly/aGG8k 2:09 PM May 3rd via HootSuite
  11. Overcast. Slow day at work. Feel like a beached walrus. Require happy hour. Ugh. 4:19 PM May 1st via HootSuite
  12. I think it's funny that I get new followers because I NEVER use this anymore hahaha welcome, minions. You're in for a world of....*crickets* 11:18 PM Apr 23rd via Twitter for iPhone
  13. @anddanger haha yup probably!!! Are you? 9:18 AM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to morethanill
  14. Free drink? #eikaraoke 11:08 PM Apr 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
  15. *teehee* reminds me of my @afuckinga homies :) #Hipstamatic #BuckhorstH1 #Inas1935 twitter.com/_alexlane/stat… 10:43 AM Mar 25th via Hipstamatic
  16. So begins the evening with the brother and the BFF. (@ Gold Room) 4sq.com/GzXEzD 5:59 PM Mar 19th via foursquare
  17. @sabrinakay wise words, now we just have to remember them... 😉 2:44 PM Mar 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to sabrinakay
  18. @tommyeichmann if you mean "continue to be caricatures of yourselves & maybe google pictures of cats in public", we're on it @brittycentxo 11:45 AM Mar 14th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to tommyeichmann
  19. "We'll be here acting single as fuck." "THIS IS OUR LIVES, we've made 1, 2...4 MEN disappear! We're magical." my soulmate @brittycentxo 11:08 PM Mar 13th via HootSuite
  20. I just unlocked the “Flame Broiled” badge on @foursquare! Cheeseburgers all around! 4sq.com/xAjfm0 7:13 PM Mar 12th via foursquare
  • Name alex lane
  • Location Los Angeles, CA
  • Web http://www.facebo...
  • Bio I use big words quite often in substitution for semantically equivalent words. Get on my level, try to keep up.
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