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always feel calmer after church... :) about 1 hour ago via TweetList!
I do not enjoy rihanna's music. about 4 hours ago via TweetList!
SHNELYH May, you've been a bitch. Now piss off. about 7 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by _afterparties and 1 other
forgive and be free. forget and be freer. about 5 hours ago via TweetList!
start of a bad week. about 5 hours ago via TweetList!
aiya Matilda you fucking useless thing can't even confront someone without feeling pathetic. about 5 hours ago via TweetList!
@silentkisses how old? :) about 6 hours ago via TweetList! in reply to silentkisses
silentkisses A young (F) husky is out fr adoption! She needs to be adopted by 31st May. Contact me @ 90622391 if you're interested. twitter.com/silentkisses/s… about 6 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by _afterparties and 28 others
NoogsCorner I just read that cats have 32 fucking muscles in each ear, all used for efficiently ignoring the shit out of you. about 8 hours ago via web Retweeted by _afterparties and 91 others
arghh fuck so hungry. about 9 hours ago via TweetList!
FirstWorldPains The next kleenex didn't pop up. #firstworldpains 2:50 PM May 25th via Buffer Retweeted by _afterparties and 337 others
shredpaperz i really like xiaxue 8:00 AM May 25th via web Retweeted by _afterparties and 3 others
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everybody's main purpose seems to be to disappoint. 2:23 AM May 25th via TweetList!
dog can't get onto the bed cos she's scared of the pillow. 2:12 AM May 25th via TweetList!
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really, really it just shows me how much of importance I am which is to say, basically next to zero. 1:49 AM May 25th via TweetList!
I can't stay here anymore. 1:48 AM May 25th via TweetList!
small town. 1:44 AM May 25th via TweetList!
ShakespeareSong Recently, I engaged in intercourse, and the feeling was one of delight. A wench gave me permission to insert my penis into thine vagina. 10:47 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by _afterparties and 981 others