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___Eskimo

  1. Edinburgh, I am in you. You look... Dull as fuck. 1 minute ago via Twitter for Android
  2. @AdamClery flowery dress, legs oot #yaldi 7 minutes ago via Twitter for Android in reply to AdamClery
  3. My battery was 100% two hours ago, its now at 40% 9 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  4. I think if the train is going faster than a plane, the plane isn't going fast enough 10 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  5. @BrendanJ466 I could walk faster 12 minutes ago via Twitter for Android in reply to BrendanJ466
  6. I think I might whitey 13 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  7. I think if a lorry is going faster than the train, the train isn't going fast enough. 15 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  8. I'm sorry I'm delirious 18 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  9. Hahahaha 18 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  10. Me on yer da 18 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  11. What's going down? 19 minutes ago via Twitter for Android
  12. @AdamClery I'm not entirely sure you comprehend how much I don't give a fuck about how you feel today. 28 minutes ago via Twitter for Android in reply to AdamClery
  13. @AdamClery WHY, WHAT'S HAPPENING IN AN HOUR? about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android in reply to AdamClery
  14. I'm too ill for this about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android
  15. @femmefatale__xx I've never been to the zoo! about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android in reply to femmefatale__xx
  16. I FUCKING HATE TRAINS. about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android
  17. @femmefatale__xx the website tells me I need to change at queen street... Which I've just passed. I'm meeting a friend :) about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android in reply to femmefatale__xx
  18. @femmefatale__xx I know it goes to Haymarket which means it should go to Waverley surely?! about 1 hour ago via Twitter for Android in reply to femmefatale__xx
  19. Why does Edinburgh have a million train stations? about 2 hours ago via Twitter for Android
  20. @sam_by_night I don't know. I'm confused. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for Android in reply to sam_by_night
  • Name Helen
  • Location Clydebank
  • Bio Maintaining my Twitter facade since March 2009
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